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How Much Coffee is Too Much Coffee?

Posted on January 12, 2015 by

How much coffee is too much coffee, you ask? Coffee drinkers can tend to overdo it sometimes. Fact is, it’s very easy to drink too much coffee because caffeine can be a sort of a gateway drug to itself. It … Continue reading →

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How to Use Hyperbole to Mask Your Ignorance

Posted on September 8, 2014 by

Ever get caught in a situation where you can’t tell if the other person’s being serious, or if they’re simply that dumb? Maybe they make a wild claim about how many cars could probably fit into an average 7-Elevan parking … Continue reading →

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Since When is Reclining Your Seat in a Plane a Fightable Offense?

Posted on September 3, 2014 by

Yesterday a third flight was diverted due to passengers fighting over somebody reclining her seat. The third flight to be diverted for this reason in about two weeks! Are these airlines showing Fight Club as an inflight movie? Are they flavoring their … Continue reading →

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Why You Probably Shouldn’t Bother with “Coffee Naps”

Posted on August 29, 2014 by

So apparently “coffee naps” are a thing. Scientists have been recommending them lately as the ultimate power nap. And it’s exactly what it sounds like. You chug a cup of coffee (lukewarm or cold, I’d imagine) and then you take … Continue reading →

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Munchkin Madness: The Flakey Majesty of Chocolate Glazed Munchkins

Posted on August 28, 2014 by

Next time you go to Dunkin Donuts, here’s what you do. You buy the coffee and/or doughnut you went there to buy in the first place, and then you tell the guy, “Oh yeah, and throw three glazed chocolate munchkins … Continue reading →

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When I Murdered A $20 Bill and Hid the Body

Posted on August 20, 2014 by

There’s been a $20 bill sitting on my desk for three months. I’m not going to spend it any time soon. It’s been ripped in half. By me. What happened was I was in some weird NYC bodega trying to … Continue reading →

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10 Benefits of Watching Movies Alone on Your Laptop

Posted on August 15, 2014 by

Ever try and watch a “serious” movie and your movie-watching buddies just won’t stop making dopey comments the whole time, ruining the experience for you? I’ll answer this for you: yes. Sometimes it’s better to be a loner. Unless it’s … Continue reading →

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When a Movie Crosses over from Predictable to Unpredictably Predictable

Posted on August 10, 2014 by

I watched a lame, by-the-numbers DVD movie the other night, and something unexpected happened: I observed and catalogued a brilliant new cinematic phenomenon. Basically, the movie, The Purge (starring Ethan Hawke), was so outrageously predictable, Iit crossed over into the unpredictable. Let … Continue reading →

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Bathing Suits Are Above the Law, Period

Posted on August 9, 2014 by

I was driving by the beach yesterday and almost lost control of the car—there were these two girls walking around wearing t-shirts and no pants. Just swinging their arms, laughing, enjoying the day. Okay, they had bikini bottoms on, but … Continue reading →

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Splinter Taught Them to be Ninja Teams

Posted on August 2, 2014 by

So I’ve completed my Month of Real Blogging. Yesterday was the first day I’ve gone post-less in 30 days, and I must say, it felt weird. I’d definitely gotten used to the idea of busting out a new post every … Continue reading →

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