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Trivago Guy Fan Fiction: “The Trials Begin”

Posted on January 9, 2017 by Earl Hatsby

I refuse to give up my status as the world’s premiere source of quality Trivago Guy fan fiction, and therefore have decided to proceed with my epic story “Trivago Guy Buys A Belt (Or Does He?),” inspired by the Rolling Stone … Continue reading →

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Trivago Guy Fan Fiction: “The Lure of Churritos”

Posted on March 19, 2016 by Earl Hatsby

I’ve kept you guys waiting long enough. It’s finally time for the third installment of my epic 5,000-word Trivago Guy novella “Trivago Guy Buys a Belt (Or Does He?).” Enjoy. Trivago Guy Meme Fan Fiction Part 3: “The Lure of … Continue reading →

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How Eddie Murphy Lost His Funniness: 8 Theories

Posted on March 13, 2015 by Earl Hatsby

What happened to Eddie Murphy? The comic legend’s hugely anticipated appearance at February’s SNL 40th anniversary special on NBC had a lot of us secretly hoping for a much overdo return-to-form. And if ever there were an occasion for Eddie Murphy to … Continue reading →

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Trivago Announces New “Trivago Guy”: Brian Williams

Posted on February 10, 2015 by Earl Hatsby

Trivago corporation announced earlier today the impending replacement of its current spokesman, Tim “Trivago Guy” Williams, with embattled NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams (not related). According to insiders within the corporation, the latter Williams will take over Trivago duties as soon as … Continue reading →

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Bill Cosby’s Controversial New Day Job

Posted on January 13, 2015 by Earl Hatsby

Yes, I get that Bill Cosby can use some extra pocket change on account of all those recent show-cancellations, but I’m not sure his new side gig is gonna go over too well. — (Couldn’t help myself—I was inspired by Tina … Continue reading →

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Wet Hot American Summer Sequel Series. Just Start Laughing Now.

Posted on January 10, 2015 by Earl Hatsby

Yesterday it was announced that comedy classic Wet Hot American Summer is going to return as a limited series for Netflix. With most of the original cast members reprising their roles, too. I’m here to tell you this is a good thing. … Continue reading →

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“Trivago Guy” Fan Fiction

Posted on September 6, 2014 by Earl Hatsby

The following is an excerpt of an embarrassingly complete short story I wrote based on the probably already forgotten Trivago Guy meme. It was inspired by the Rolling Stone article, What’s the Deal With the Trivago Guy?, which dangled the possibility of … Continue reading →

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My Cocktail of Choice: Tom Collins (Inspired by Sealab 2021)

Posted on August 22, 2014 by Earl Hatsby

I don’t drink cocktails often, but when I do it’s a Tom Collins. There are different ways to prepare it, but the main, best way is: gin, soda water, sugar and lime juice. Usually served with a maraschino cherry. It’s … Continue reading →

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Splinter Taught Them to be Ninja Teams

Posted on August 2, 2014 by Earl Hatsby

So I’ve completed my Month of Real Blogging. Yesterday was the first day I’ve gone post-less in 30 days, and I must say, it felt weird. I’d definitely gotten used to the idea of busting out a new post every … Continue reading →

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5 Ways to Unwind After a Stressful Plane Flight

Posted on July 29, 2014 by Earl Hatsby

You just got back from a long, stressful plane flight. The stewardess spilled orange juice all over your shirt. The plane slipped into a barrel roll to avoid colliding with a second plane. You got fired from your job via the … Continue reading →

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