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Flash Fiction: “Rotterhalt”

Rotterhalt Judith went into the dark kitchen like a shellshocked cat and opened the grumbling Rotterhalt refrigerator. The door squeaked wide and a heap of cold air chilled her glowing face and neck. A bright, clean display of perfectly organized … Continue reading

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Flash Fiction: “The Horizon Dash”

The Horizon Dash Joe looked into the telescope to see across the plain of low yellow grass to the horizon where Feet Speedman was a wavering brown dot on the brink of going away. Joe had a sweat-smeared plastic stopwatch … Continue reading

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Flash Fiction: “Two Rings”

Two Rings He didn’t realize he had two wedding bands on his finger until after he’d already gotten into a conversation with firstWife about babies. Earlier, he’d slid the cool ring right up against the engraved one already there. He’d … Continue reading

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Unorthodox Sex Advice

Mark C.: Hey. Love the blog. Got a question for you. Why does my wife call out someone else’s name during sex? She says, “Oh Mark, Mark!” Practicallyserious.com: But wait a minute. Isn’t your name Mark? Mark C.: Yes, my … Continue reading

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Dignity Busters: Getting “Bossed” by Cashiers

There’s a liquor store by where I live, pretty close, right on the corner of my street, convenient as hell, and yet I never go to it. Not anymore anyway. When I need some beers I’ll go ahead and pass … Continue reading

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