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Trivago Guy Fan Fiction: “Attack of the Escort”

Please help support Trivago Guy by not only reading my Trivago Guy fan fiction, but loving it and sharing it with fellow fans. Perhaps we can show Trivago.com that we prefer the original TG to the admittedly attractive-as-hell female replacement. … Continue reading

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This Natural Ice Formation is Just Plain Nuts!

I felt the need to share this with my readers. My cousin recently sent me this photograph of a twig covered in ice. This is an undoctored photograph of a real event that occurred in nature, taken during the latest … Continue reading

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5 Reasons the New Sony Walkman Costs So Much

It’s back in the news, people. The Walkman! Perhaps hoping to cash in on the trend of 80’s nostalgia, Sony Corp. recently announced a new version of its famed Walkman device, set for release in 2015. This new device is sort of … Continue reading

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How to Use Hyperbole to Mask Your Ignorance

Ever get caught in a situation where you can’t tell if the other person’s being serious, or if they’re simply that dumb? Maybe they make a wild claim about how many cars could probably fit into an average 7-Elevan parking … Continue reading

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When I Murdered A $20 Bill and Hid the Body

There’s been a $20 bill sitting on my desk for three months. I’m not going to spend it any time soon. It’s been ripped in half. By me. What happened was I was in some weird NYC bodega trying to … Continue reading

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How an Idiot Can Predict What the Market Will Do

How Even an Idiot Can Predict What the Market Will Do, Every Time It doesn’t have to be rocket science. Just because Tom, Dick and Harry studied marketing and macro-economics at their fancy universities, that doesn’t automatically give them the … Continue reading

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9 Reasons Men Should Pee Sitting Down (URGENT!!!)

(Don’t Pee Before Reading This!) Since the dawn of the toilet bowl the rules have been pretty clear. Men pee standing up. Women pee sitting/squatting. It’s just sorta how the cards fell. Absolutely no logic behind it. But why should … Continue reading

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5 Better Reasons Not to Stick a Knife in a Toaster

Yeah yeah yeah. Everybody knows what happens when you stick a knife in a toaster—you could totally electrocute yourself. Yet for some folks the possibility of electric shock is still not reason enough to abandon their knife-in-toaster lifestyles. For some … Continue reading

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Short Story: “Get Highpants – Part 5”

Saturday Short Stories: “Get Highpants” Part 5 R.C. Nutmeg tip-toed like Hamburglar down the hallway toward the bedroom, but stopped short before he got to the end. There was something there, placed conspicuously dead-center  in the bedroom’s open doorway. Nutmeg’s heart … Continue reading

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7 Unexpected Energy-Efficiency Tips for the Homeowner

Want to save some money on your next electricity bill? Well, it’s not gonna happen by simply reading and re-reading all those generic “make your home more energy efficient” articles on the Internet. If you’ve read one you’ve read them … Continue reading

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