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Attack of the Wolf/Cat Abomination (Part 7)

Posted on February 6, 2017 by Earl Hatsby

Attack of the Wolf/Cat Hybrid, Part 7 (read part 1!) For Peter, the next chapter careened in and out of focus. Got a little unconventional. Wolfcat = shot. Oh hey, it’s fattie George Sprint, rifle perched on shoulder. Blubbering toward Peter. Then … Continue reading →

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Attack of the Wolf/Cat Abomination (Part 6)

Posted on January 29, 2017 by Earl Hatsby

Attack of the Wolf/Cat Hybrid, Part 6 [read part 1!] The backyard sky was bald and blue. Señor Wolfcat stretched himself into a cursive letter C and gave his crotch a furious snouting. At first he didn’t seem to notice … Continue reading →

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Attack of the Wolf/Cat Abomination (Part 5)

Posted on January 24, 2017 by Earl Hatsby

Attack of the Wolf/Cat Hybrid, Part 5 [read part 1!] Everything had changed. For Peter, it was no longer a matter of escaping the mountain with all his fingers and toes and organs where they were supposed to be. Turns out the … Continue reading →

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Robot Short Story “Humanesque” Available on Amazon

Posted on September 11, 2015 by Earl Hatsby

My second Amazon short story was released on Amazon today. Who wants to be the first to read it and give me a rating on Amazon? http://amzn.com/B0157KRAR8 From Amazon: If you didn’t know any better, you’d think you were looking at … Continue reading →

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“Trivago Guy” Fan Fiction

Posted on September 6, 2014 by Earl Hatsby

The following is an excerpt of an embarrassingly complete short story I wrote based on the probably already forgotten Trivago Guy meme. It was inspired by the Rolling Stone article, What’s the Deal With the Trivago Guy?, which dangled the possibility of … Continue reading →

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Saturday Short Fiction: “Get Highpants—Part 7”

Posted on July 5, 2014 by Earl Hatsby

Short Fiction: “Get Highpants—Part 7” Styles didn’t have time to pull the trigger. Plome, whose recent window of lucidity had since run its course, peered directly into Styles’s eyes and made a face as if he recognized the stocky assassin … Continue reading →

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3D Printer Fiction: “Inch By Inch” Part 3

Posted on November 26, 2013 by Earl Hatsby

Inch By Inch (Part 3) Nobody home, he realized now. They were all consoling themselves about his death. At Denny’s. There were some good family deals there, which was good because his family liked making excuses to go there. They … Continue reading →

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3D Printer Fiction: “Inch By Inch” Part 2

Posted on November 25, 2013 by Earl Hatsby

Inch By Inch (Part 2) As he crawled through the mushrooms and the mini-ants, closing in on the place where the trees thinned out and finally opened up into his mowed-ish backyard, he thought about how the search parties had … Continue reading →

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3D Food Printer Fiction: “Inch By Inch” Part 1

Posted on November 23, 2013 by Earl Hatsby

Inch By Inch (Part 1) Linus crawled through the shrubs scraping everything on his body there was to scrape. In his emaciated state he looked almost exactly like Gollum from Lord of the Rings, except he wore sandy blonde hair … Continue reading →

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“Jert Zylan vs. The Cytard”

Posted on June 18, 2012 by Earl Hatsby

Jert Zylan vs. The Cytard The Cytard leapt with a clumsy, flailing thrust and landed stupidly in the grass, half on its face and half on its ass. It stood up, dizzy, and trained its only eyeball on Jert Zylan … Continue reading →

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