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All of My WordPress Followers Are Actually Just One Super-Nice Man

Posted on December 18, 2013 by Earl Hatsby

Dear Mr. Blogger, You may not know me but I know you. I know you quite well. Because I am your fan. And notice how I said “fan.” Pay attention to how it was singular. Aka: you have one fan. … Continue reading →

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Phantom WordPress “Likes”

Posted on October 31, 2012 by Earl Hatsby

Phantom WordPress “Likes” Hello readers of practicallyserious.com. Paranormal Blogging-Investigator Bob Wickipy here with my videographer Lawrence Tolchin. Sorry we’re so late but please understand we’ve been terribly busy since the last time we visited this particular blog. Lot of paranormal … Continue reading →

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Creativity Rover Completes “Word” Laser Test

Posted on September 21, 2012 by Earl Hatsby

Creativity Rover has successfully completed a test of its WURDCam instrument. At exactly 11:15am on Tuesday it fired five laser blasts into the archival blog post titled “Maggots,” and received approximately 56kb of raw data, which was quickly decoded by … Continue reading →

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Creativity Rover Ready to Test “Word” Laser

Posted on September 7, 2012 by Earl Hatsby

The Creativity rover team has completed an elaborate set of diagnostics on eleven of the rover’s twelve science instruments. According to PSSA, the final instrument—WURDCam—will be tested later this afternoon. WURDCam, of course, is arguably Creativity’s most valuable scientific asset. … Continue reading →

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“Creativity” Rover Set to Enter Atmosphere

Posted on August 5, 2012 by Earl Hatsby

“Creativity” Rover is making its final approach to practicallyserious.com and, if all goes well, will be landing on schedule at 1:20am tonight (Monday morning) after engaging in a nerve-wracking seven-minute plunge through the blog’s awkward paragraphs—the “Seven Minutes of Terror.” … Continue reading →

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Dead Fish Handshakes and Cuckold Stranglers

Posted on March 17, 2012 by Earl Hatsby

Nobody thinks too much of a guy who offers a limp handshake. When shaking someone’s hand you’re supposed to offer a good, sturdy grip, and if you don’t there’s probably something wrong with you (or your hand). But nobody ever … Continue reading →

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