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Unorthodox Sex Advice: Caller # 4

And now, after a long hiatus, it’s time to dish out more unorthodox sex advice. Today’s caller comes to us from Los Angeles, California.   Jerry: Hey Prac! I’m gonna get right to the point. Why does the girl laugh … Continue reading

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Celebrity Telethon for the Blogfish!

Okay readers, we are just 1 “like,” 1 “comment,” and 1 “follow” away from reaching our goal of supplying the blogfish with the love and nourishment he so desperately needs. That’s right, we’re almost there, and we have practicallyserious.com celebrities … Continue reading

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Please Feed My Blogfish

Please Feed My Blogfish These are the words for the blogfish. The blogfish is a special kind of fish that only lives in blogwords. It uses them like water, drawing oxygen from their awkwardness. You probably haven’t noticed, but the … Continue reading

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My Blog-Post is Getting Married!

My Blog-Post is Getting Married! Ladies and gentlemen, I have an important announcement to make. Two of my most “visited” blog posts have decided to do the right thing and make it official. Yes, that’s right, I’m talking about 8 … Continue reading

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Blogging Phenomenon: “Darkcontent”

In a controversial paper published earlier today, practicallyserious Space Agency (PSSA) astrophysicist Leo Foley offers what he considers mathematical proof of a blogging phenomenon known as “darkcontent.” Darkcontent has long been considered a possible explanation for why practicallyserious.com is able … Continue reading

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Flash Fiction: “Farmyard”

Farmyard (part 1) Malamute shuffled out of the bunkhouse scratching his doughy, left glute. He was a dogman with the body of a scrawny teenage boy, but with the thick furry head of a middle-aged Siberian Husky (growing up, he had … Continue reading

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8 Reasons Women Like Kissing With Eyes Closed

Hey guys, ever notice how women always kiss with their eyes closed? Ever wonder why? All things being equal, shouldn’t they just keep their eyes open? In today’s economy, why do women expend extra energy closing their eyelids when leaving … Continue reading

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Search Engine Optimization: A Novel

Search Engine Optimization: A Novel Chapter 1. Latest Tablet Computers asks his father why he named his son ‘Latest Tablet Computers,’ and is then attacked by 100% Natural Penis Enlargement Ads. Latest Tablet Computers Jr., a shy little boy of … Continue reading

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Life Before Cell Phones: Taking Snapshots (Without Having to Lug Around a Digital Camera)

Life Before Cell Phones 4 of 5: Taking Snapshots (Without Having to Lug Around a Digital Camera) in the Days Before Smartphones    Back in the days before smartphones, in order to take a “snapshot” of your friend—without having to endure … Continue reading

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Making a Late Night “Booty Call” in the Days Before Smartphones

Life Before Smartphones 2 of 5: Making a Late Night “Booty Call” in the days before Smart Phones In order to make a drunken booty call at 3:05am, back in the days before smartphones, you had to open your second-floor bedroom … Continue reading

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