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Trivago Announces New “Trivago Guy”: Brian Williams

Posted on February 10, 2015 by Earl Hatsby

Trivago corporation announced earlier today the impending replacement of its current spokesman, Tim “Trivago Guy” Williams, with embattled NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams (not related). According to insiders within the corporation, the latter Williams will take over Trivago duties as soon as … Continue reading →

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5 Reasons the New Sony Walkman Costs So Much

Posted on January 6, 2015 by Earl Hatsby

It’s back in the news, people. The Walkman! Perhaps hoping to cash in on the trend of 80’s nostalgia, Sony Corp. recently announced a new version of its famed Walkman device, set for release in 2015. This new device is sort of … Continue reading →

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In Response to Outcry, Netflix Swaps New Logo for Simple MSWord Font

Posted on July 12, 2014 by Earl Hatsby

In response to customer outcry regarding it’s recent logo change, Netflix has changed direction again and released yet another logo, this one set in black “papyrus” font. This marks the second logo change in less than a week, causing some doubt … Continue reading →

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“Get Highpants” Part 6

Posted on May 18, 2014 by Earl Hatsby

Funny Short Stories: “Get Highpants” Part 6 As he dragged the wounded T. Bennet into the living room—where the remaining three Exterminators had sort of taken it upon themselves to set up base camp—Styles heard R. C. Nutmeg’s scream down … Continue reading →

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9 Reasons Men Should Pee Sitting Down (URGENT!!!)

Posted on April 25, 2014 by Earl Hatsby

(Don’t Pee Before Reading This!) Since the dawn of the toilet bowl the rules have been pretty clear. Men pee standing up. Women pee sitting/squatting. It’s just sorta how the cards fell. Absolutely no logic behind it. But why should … Continue reading →

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7 Unexpected Energy-Efficiency Tips for the Homeowner

Posted on January 22, 2014 by Earl Hatsby

Want to save some money on your next electricity bill? Well, it’s not gonna happen by simply reading and re-reading all those generic “make your home more energy efficient” articles on the Internet. If you’ve read one you’ve read them … Continue reading →

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Amazon Announces Second Drone Delivery Service

Posted on December 9, 2013 by Earl Hatsby

On the heels of Amazon’s recent announcement that the popular company wants to begin delivering products to customers via unmanned drones, Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos demonstrated yet another controversial drone-based delivery service at Saturday’s IndiByte tech conference: Amazon AirBowl. Where … Continue reading →

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Inner-Blog Violence Erupts Over “Normal” Blog-Post

Posted on July 13, 2013 by Earl Hatsby

Recent practicallyserious.com blog-post “Religious Similarities Between Ancient Assyria and Ancient Greece” has been moved to the practicallyserious.com sheriff’s department as a precautionary measure following a random act of property damage earlier today. Reports indicate that a large brick was thrown … Continue reading →

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Mars One Reveals Key to Success, Silences Doubters

Posted on July 7, 2013 by Earl Hatsby

Earlier today, a representative from Mars One, the company behind the proposed plan to land human settlers on Mars in 2023, silenced some of the most outspoken critics of the project by revealing a key aspect to the proposed, much-criticized … Continue reading →

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Always Having a Stuffy Nose: 6 Benefits

Posted on June 29, 2013 by Earl Hatsby

Whether you’re in a long term relationship with Mr. Allergen, or you work with kids and catch a cold every other day, a runny stuffy nose can be a drag (it can even lead to a sinus infection). But before you … Continue reading →

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