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Attack of the Wolf/Cat: “Escape = Hard”

Attack of the Wolf/Cat Hybrid, Part 8: “Escape = Hard” [read part 1!] Peter tried to writhe, tried to squirm. The Frankenstraps straps held tight and firm.  He tried to twist, tried to nudge. The Frankenstraps just wouldn’t budge. He tried to flex, … Continue reading

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8 Reasons Your Boyfriend Calls You “Baby”

Okay baby, check it out. Here at practicallyserious.com I get a lot of questions regarding relationship advice. As well I should. One question I’ve been getting a lot of lately is this: “Hey Prac, what does it mean when a … Continue reading

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8 Reasons Women Like Kissing With Eyes Closed

Hey guys, ever notice how women always kiss with their eyes closed? Ever wonder why? All things being equal, shouldn’t they just keep their eyes open? In today’s economy, why do women expend extra energy closing their eyelids when leaving … Continue reading

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Taking Down a Girl’s Number (When You’re Hammered) in the Days Before Smartphones

Life Before Smartphones 3 of 5: Taking Down a Girl’s Number (While You’re Hammered) in the Days Before Smartphones In the days before Smartphones, if you were drunk and you wanted to take down a girl’s number, you couldn’t rely … Continue reading

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Unorthodox Sex Advice: May 2012

Sarah H.: Hey, thanks for taking my email question. So, check it out. Me and my husband have been married for 23 years now and everything has been going very well. We get along very well when he’s home, which … Continue reading

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8 Reasons Men Keep Their Eyes Open When Making Out With Women

Maybe we’re too proud to let our guard down. We’re afraid to admit that, despite our mysterious vow never to love again, we’re actually having a nice time. Or maybe we simply can’t believe we got a girl to let … Continue reading

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Cadbury Mini Egg Love, Requited!

It was an Easter miracle! I finally conjured up the nerve to purchase one of those pillowcase-sized bags of Cadbury Mini Eggs that have been haunting my dreams for the past two weeks! It happened yesterday. I had visited the … Continue reading

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Unorthodox Sex Advice

Mark C.: Hey. Love the blog. Got a question for you. Why does my wife call out someone else’s name during sex? She says, “Oh Mark, Mark!” Practicallyserious.com: But wait a minute. Isn’t your name Mark? Mark C.: Yes, my … Continue reading

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A Tale of Unrequited Mini-Egg Love

As far as I can tell, the only way to buy milk chocolate Cadbury Mini-Eggs is in packages that are simply too big for someone like me. Someone who kinda has a problem sharing his candy. I’m a nice enough … Continue reading

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