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Unorthodox Sex Advice: Caller # 4

And now, after a long hiatus, it’s time to dish out more unorthodox sex advice. Today’s caller comes to us from Los Angeles, California.   Jerry: Hey Prac! I’m gonna get right to the point. Why does the girl laugh … Continue reading

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Making Pizza With 3D Printers

Making Pizza with 3D Printers It’s not delivery. It’s not Dijorno. This time it’s Hewlett Packard. A recent article on Space.com suggested that, in time, 3D printers will reach a point where they could conceivably “print” actual cheese pizzas. With … Continue reading

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Celebrity Telethon for the Blogfish!

Okay readers, we are just 1 “like,” 1 “comment,” and 1 “follow” away from reaching our goal of supplying the blogfish with the love and nourishment he so desperately needs. That’s right, we’re almost there, and we have practicallyserious.com celebrities … Continue reading

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My Blog-Post is Getting Married!

My Blog-Post is Getting Married! Ladies and gentlemen, I have an important announcement to make. Two of my most “visited” blog posts have decided to do the right thing and make it official. Yes, that’s right, I’m talking about 8 … Continue reading

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Help! There’s a Contact Lens Lost Inside My Head!

What to do when there’s a contact lens lost behind your eye You’re ready to turn in for the night. You take contact lens #1 out of your left eye and drop it into the appropriate side of the little … Continue reading

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Flash Fiction: “Futuresmell”

Futuresmell (Farmyard part 2) Past the distant treeline Malamute saw the cranes swinging big tubes of metal. But his pedestrian eyes were only good for initial, vague impressions. It was his snout that would tell him what he wanted to … Continue reading

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Flash Fiction: “Farmyard”

Farmyard (part 1) Malamute shuffled out of the bunkhouse scratching his doughy, left glute. He was a dogman with the body of a scrawny teenage boy, but with the thick furry head of a middle-aged Siberian Husky (growing up, he had … Continue reading

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Flash Fiction: “Brain Polaroids”

Brain Polaroids (Crazy Moths IV) The boy Sky woke and there was crust in his eyes that kept the lids together, which was good, because otherwise he would have seen the moth on the headrest. Not a moment too soon—right … Continue reading

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12 Questions From Your Doctor You Should Answer With Lies

12 Questions From Your Doctor You Should Answer With Lies Disclaimer: Most of the time you should never lie to your doctor. When you lie to your doctor the only person who loses is you. Doctors are very much like … Continue reading

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Making a Late Night “Booty Call” in the Days Before Smartphones

Life Before Smartphones 2 of 5: Making a Late Night “Booty Call” in the days before Smart Phones In order to make a drunken booty call at 3:05am, back in the days before smartphones, you had to open your second-floor bedroom … Continue reading

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