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Using a Flamethrower to “Shovel” Snow
Intimidated by the thick coat of snow over your driveway? Does your lower back ache just thinking about what’s in store? Well, maybe it’s time you went up to the attic and grabbed grandpa’s old WW2 flamethrower and put that … Continue reading
Posted in Editorial, Funny Posts, Lists, Practically Humorous
Tagged comedy, culture, family, funny picture, home, humor, life, musings, random, sarcasm, shoveling snow, technology, weather, winter
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Wet Hot American Summer Sequel Series. Just Start Laughing Now.
Yesterday it was announced that comedy classic Wet Hot American Summer is going to return as a limited series for Netflix. With most of the original cast members reprising their roles, too. I’m here to tell you this is a good thing. … Continue reading
Posted in Funny Posts, Practically Serious News, Reviews
Tagged comedy, entertainment, humor, movies, netflix, news, random, reviews, shows, television
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In the Future We Will Drink Orange Juice From Beer Bottles
The other night I saw into the future. It happened as I was enjoying a nice cold Heineken. Normal night. I kept flicking the glass with my finger, as I usually do that when having a beer. Typically, I keep doing it until … Continue reading
Posted in Editorial, Funny Posts
Tagged beer, culture, food, humor, life, lifestyle, musings, opinion, random, technology, thoughts
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How to Lose Weight While Eating Ice Cream (Kinda)
Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve got the knowledge. I how to lose weight eating ice cream. And no, this isn’t another one of my weird play-on-word posts where I start pretending I’m about to tell you how to lose body-fat weight and then … Continue reading
Let’s Play Blog-Archive Roulette
Okay, gather round. Today we’re going to play a most dangerous blogging game. It’s called “Archive Roulette,” and it’s a lot like Russian Roulette except it has to do more with my blog archive than quasi-suicidal fortune hunters. Archive Roulette … Continue reading
Posted in Funny Posts
Tagged blog, blogging, creative, funny, games, humor, irreverent, random, sports, writing
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How to Successfully Hide a Bag of Oreos From Your Spouse
You’re in the kitchen fishing through the various cupboards and cabinets, looking for where your spouse hid the crisp new bag of Oreos you’d deftly caught sight of when she got back from the grocery store. You’re sure you saw it—there’s no … Continue reading
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Tagged articles, family, food, funny, home, how to, humor, life, random, relationships, sarcasm
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8 Incredible Lies Men Tell Their Barbers
I got a haircut yesterday and, even though it actually turned out OK, it got me thinking of all the lies men tell their barbers/hair stylists in order to keep things on an even keel. We do it to be … Continue reading
Posted in Funny Posts, Lists
Tagged beauty, entertainment, funny, humor, life, random, sarcasm, thoughts
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Let Me Tell You How I Got 25 Facebook Page Likes in Seconds
First, let me tell you a little something about yourselves, bloggers. You’ve got hundreds of WordPress followers, hundreds of Twitter followers, but you only have approximately 20 likes on your blog’s official Facebook page. You’ve had the friggin page for … Continue reading
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Tagged blog, blogs, entertainment, facebook, funny, humor, miscellaneous, random, salesman humor, social media, unexpected humor, writers, writing
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