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Using a Flamethrower to “Shovel” Snow

Posted on January 27, 2015 by

Intimidated by the thick coat of snow over your driveway? Does your lower back ache just thinking about what’s in store? Well, maybe it’s time you went up to the attic and grabbed grandpa’s old WW2 flamethrower and put that … Continue reading →

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Wet Hot American Summer Sequel Series. Just Start Laughing Now.

Posted on January 10, 2015 by

Yesterday it was announced that comedy classic Wet Hot American Summer is going to return as a limited series for Netflix. With most of the original cast members reprising their roles, too. I’m here to tell you this is a good thing. … Continue reading →

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In the Future We Will Drink Orange Juice From Beer Bottles

Posted on July 17, 2014 by

The other night I saw into the future. It happened as I was enjoying a nice cold Heineken. Normal night. I kept flicking the glass with my finger, as I usually do that when having a beer. Typically, I keep doing it until … Continue reading →

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“Frame of Mind,” by The Blog-Post Assassin

Posted on July 9, 2014 by

Today I’m at a loss for content, so what I’m gonna do is I’m going to bite the bullet and write a post based on a Daily Post writing prompt. What’s the harm in that, right? Well, actually, today’s writing … Continue reading →

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How to Lose Weight While Eating Ice Cream (Kinda)

Posted on July 8, 2014 by

Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve got the knowledge. I how to lose weight eating ice cream. And no, this isn’t another one of my weird play-on-word posts where I start pretending I’m about to tell you how to lose body-fat weight and then … Continue reading →

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Let’s Play Blog-Archive Roulette

Posted on July 7, 2014 by

Okay, gather round. Today we’re going to play a most dangerous blogging game. It’s called “Archive Roulette,” and it’s a lot like Russian Roulette except it has to do more with my blog archive than quasi-suicidal fortune hunters. Archive Roulette … Continue reading →

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Saturday Short Fiction: “Get Highpants—Part 7”

Posted on July 5, 2014 by

Short Fiction: “Get Highpants—Part 7” Styles didn’t have time to pull the trigger. Plome, whose recent window of lucidity had since run its course, peered directly into Styles’s eyes and made a face as if he recognized the stocky assassin … Continue reading →

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How to Successfully Hide a Bag of Oreos From Your Spouse

Posted on July 3, 2014 by

You’re in the kitchen fishing through the various cupboards and cabinets, looking for where your spouse hid the crisp new bag of Oreos you’d deftly caught sight of when she got back from the grocery store. You’re sure you saw it—there’s no … Continue reading →

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8 Incredible Lies Men Tell Their Barbers

Posted on July 2, 2014 by

I got a haircut yesterday and, even though it actually turned out OK, it got me thinking of all the lies men tell their barbers/hair stylists in order to keep things on an even keel. We do it to be … Continue reading →

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Let Me Tell You How I Got 25 Facebook Page Likes in Seconds

Posted on June 12, 2014 by

First, let me tell you a little something about yourselves, bloggers. You’ve got hundreds of WordPress followers, hundreds of Twitter followers, but you only have approximately 20 likes on your blog’s official Facebook page. You’ve had the friggin page for … Continue reading →

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