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Space Shuttle Caught Performing Lewd Act with 747

Space Shuttle Endeavor was taken into custody earlier today for allegedly performing a lewd act with a Boeing 747 in public airspace. On top of being perceived by many as grossly indecent behavior, such open displays of affection are, as … Continue reading

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Creativity Rover Completes “Word” Laser Test

Creativity Rover has successfully completed a test of its WURDCam instrument. At exactly 11:15am on Tuesday it fired five laser blasts into the archival blog post titled “Maggots,” and received approximately 56kb of raw data, which was quickly decoded by … Continue reading

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Flash Fiction: “Mr. Scott in the Dust Storm”

The dust storm scratches and scrapes against the courtroom windows like t-shirts rippling on a clothesline. In the audience sit a few old timers of the esteemed Tamarack County Butterscotch/Werther’s Association—of which plaintiff Elizabeth Crabtree is an honorary member—each of … Continue reading

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Unorthodox Ways to Get Rich

Everybody wants to get rich, but not a lot of people have the know-how or the nerve to make it happen. Yes, the traditional methods of achieving richness can seem quite daunting, especially to the stupid, but what about nontraditional … Continue reading

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Flash Fiction: “The Sea Train”

The Sea Train The sea rail stretches over and through the waves, then disappears somewhere under the tumble. The track sits right there on the water—or a few inches below, depending on tide and weather—and it’s solid as a block … Continue reading

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Latest Blog-Post Recovered Alive!

Derek’s latest blog-post, declared missing two days ago, has been recovered alive and intact. At exactly 11:47am this morning the blog-post titled “The Sea Train” was located in the abyss of Derek’s “Documents” folder. Shivering and poorly-written upon initial rescue, … Continue reading

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Latest Blog-Post Declared Overdue, Search Underway

Bill’s latest blog-post, expected to arrive at practicallyserious.com earlier this morning, has officially been declared overdo. WordPress.com recently issued a preliminary statement indicating that all communication with the post ceased at approximately 10:47 Thursday night, the sudden change in draft-status suggestive … Continue reading

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My Blog’s Very Own Pet: The Wordfish

These words are the water for the Wordfish. He lives here in this post. It’s like his fish tank. These aren’t just normal words and this isn’t a normal post. The Wordfish (Patrick II) gets his oxygen from these sentences, … Continue reading

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Other Ways to Use Hair Gel (Besides on Your Hair)

Other Ways to Use Hair Gel (Besides on Your Hair) Use it on Someone Else’s Hair – If you have a friend who has a lame bowl cut that just fluffs down over their eyebrows making them look like a … Continue reading

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“Creativity” Rover Set to Enter Atmosphere

“Creativity” Rover is making its final approach to practicallyserious.com and, if all goes well, will be landing on schedule at 1:20am tonight (Monday morning) after engaging in a nerve-wracking seven-minute plunge through the blog’s awkward paragraphs—the “Seven Minutes of Terror.” … Continue reading

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