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“The Crawling Hand (With a Gun)” Featured on Podcast!

This had been a fun week for practicallyserious! A short horror flash fiction I wrote for this blog about two years ago, “The Crawling Hand (With a Gun),” just appeared on Kris Baker Dersch’s podcast “No Extra Words. ” Listen … Continue reading

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LAST Day of Horror Book Giveaway! Act Now!

  Today is your last chance to pick up my short horror story published through Amazon Direct Publishing. Please show your support by downloading a copy (100% free!) and leaving some feedback on Amazon. Every little bit helps! Click the … Continue reading

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Trivago Guy Fan Fiction: “The Internet Troll”

In keeping true to Practicallyserious.com’s mission to become the Internet’s premiere source of quality Trivago Guy Fan Fiction, we present to you the long-awaited continuation of our epic Trivago Guy novella: “Trivago Guy Buys a Belt (Or Does He?)” [read … Continue reading

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Sunday Short Stories: “Get Highpants” Finale!

Funny Short Stories: “Get Highpants—Part 8 (of 8) “Oh son. It is you,” cried Plome, his voice warbling with affection. But here’s the thing: while Edgar Plome had, at first, genuinely believed the tall, broad shouldered assassin was his long … Continue reading

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Saturday Short Fiction: “Get Highpants—Part 7”

Short Fiction: “Get Highpants—Part 7” Styles didn’t have time to pull the trigger. Plome, whose recent window of lucidity had since run its course, peered directly into Styles’s eyes and made a face as if he recognized the stocky assassin … Continue reading

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Saturday Stories: “Inch By Inch” Part 5

3D Printer Fiction: Inch By Inch (Part 5) The whiteness and the blue popping things, which he knew, even in his emergency defcon 5 starvation state, were only a result of high starve-factor mixed with hotness, got worse and worse … Continue reading

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3D Printer Fiction: “Inch By Inch” Part 4

Inch By Inch (Part 4) As he crawled he saw little blue popping stars and everything seemed too white. It made him think of the scenes in movies when dudes die and go to heaven and try to talk God … Continue reading

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3D Printer Fiction: “Inch By Inch” Part 3

Inch By Inch (Part 3) Nobody home, he realized now. They were all consoling themselves about his death. At Denny’s. There were some good family deals there, which was good because his family liked making excuses to go there. They … Continue reading

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3D Printer Fiction: “Inch By Inch” Part 2

Inch By Inch (Part 2) As he crawled through the mushrooms and the mini-ants, closing in on the place where the trees thinned out and finally opened up into his mowed-ish backyard, he thought about how the search parties had … Continue reading

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3D Food Printer Fiction: “Inch By Inch” Part 1

Inch By Inch (Part 1) Linus crawled through the shrubs scraping everything on his body there was to scrape. In his emaciated state he looked almost exactly like Gollum from Lord of the Rings, except he wore sandy blonde hair … Continue reading

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