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How Thomas Jefferson Probably Smelled
In honor of Independence Day, I thought I’d write a post that has to do one of our beloved founding fathers. The time has com to finally explore a curiosity I think has been on a lot of people’s minds … Continue reading
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Tagged articles, education, funny wordplay, history, humor, independence day, jokes, opinion, people, play on words, politics, thoughts
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How an Idiot Can Predict What the Market Will Do
How Even an Idiot Can Predict What the Market Will Do, Every Time It doesn’t have to be rocket science. Just because Tom, Dick and Harry studied marketing and macro-economics at their fancy universities, that doesn’t automatically give them the … Continue reading
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Tagged articles, blogs, business, education, entertainment, funny, guide, humor, people, play on words, pun, silly, stock market humor, unexpected jokes
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How to Feed Yourself on 5 Dollars a Week
How to feed yourself on five bucks a week The thing to do here is ration. Depending on what you’re starting with, I’d go ahead and separate it into five separate units. If you’re starting with five ones, this isn’t … Continue reading
Top 5 Healthiest Herbs
Top 5 Healthiest Herbs 1. Herb Fitzpatrick, Illinois. This 56-year-old Herb has been maintaining a 12-mile jogging streak for twelve years, and during his daily jog he also happens to be a vegetarian. Well actually, to be fair, he doesn’t … Continue reading
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Tagged comedy, cooking recipes with herbs, food, healthiest herbs, miscellaneous, play on words, quick read, quirky humor, random, sarcasm, satire, vegetarian spoof
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How to Prepare a Chicken for Dinner
How to Prepare a Chicken for Dinner First thing to remember is that a chicken has a natural instinct to want to eat. It doesn’t have to be prepared for this—it already knows how, even when it’s still just a … Continue reading
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Tagged chicken for dinner, humor, play on words, simple recipe, spoof, wordplay
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Unorthodox Ways to Get Rich
Everybody wants to get rich, but not a lot of people have the know-how or the nerve to make it happen. Yes, the traditional methods of achieving richness can seem quite daunting, especially to the stupid, but what about nontraditional … Continue reading
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Tagged funny lists, miscellaneous, other ways to get rich, play on words, quick read, random, unexpected humor, wacky, wordplay
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Other Ways to Use Hair Gel (Besides on Your Hair)
Other Ways to Use Hair Gel (Besides on Your Hair) Use it on Someone Else’s Hair – If you have a friend who has a lame bowl cut that just fluffs down over their eyebrows making them look like a … Continue reading
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Tagged brown recluse spider, comedy, funny, miscellaneous, play on words, quick read, quirky humor, random, wacky lists, ways to use hair gel, weird
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5 Stupid Times to Take a Shower
5 Stupid Times to Take a Shower Right before you go jogging. If you take a nice, refreshing shower right before you go jogging, you’ll just want to take another shower after you get home. And then you’ll feel stupid. … Continue reading
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Tagged articles, comedy, entertainment, funny, home, humor, lifestyle, miscellaneous, play on words, quick read, random, thoughts, wacky lists, when to take a shower
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