Tag Archives: philosophy

How to Use Hyperbole to Mask Your Ignorance

Ever get caught in a situation where you can’t tell if the other person’s being serious, or if they’re simply that dumb? Maybe they make a wild claim about how many cars could probably fit into an average 7-Elevan parking … Continue reading

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The Cheapest Way to Time Travel

Time travel exists, and it’s free. I discovered it last year when I was getting ready to move. You see, I’d accumulated way too much stuff, way too much junk, and so I figured I’d do a classic purge. Lighten … Continue reading

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Regarding People Who Take Their Merry Time at Crosswalks

When you cross a pedestrian crosswalk, the cars are supposed to not kill you. They should stop. You, the pedestrian, totally have the right-of-way. You have the power, yes, but will you be a philosopher king, or a tyrant? It’s … Continue reading

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The Nomadic Tribes That Make Up My Social Network

Today’s daily prompt, presented by The Daily Post, is: If we asked your friends what object they most immediately associate with you, what would they answer? This is a hard one, actually. This question presupposes that you have some kind of … Continue reading

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How to Lose Weight While Eating Ice Cream (Kinda)

Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve got the knowledge. I how to lose weight eating ice cream. And no, this isn’t another one of my weird play-on-word posts where I start pretending I’m about to tell you how to lose body-fat weight and then … Continue reading

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