Tag Archives: pets

My Wordfish Got Fat

These are the words for the wordfish. He breathes them and poops in them and then breathes them again. He lives right here in this blog, feeding on occasional “likes” and “follows” and “comments.” His name is Dave (per one … Continue reading

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Please Feed My Blogfish

Please Feed My Blogfish These are the words for the blogfish. The blogfish is a special kind of fish that only lives in blogwords. It uses them like water, drawing oxygen from their awkwardness. You probably haven’t noticed, but the … Continue reading

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Friday Fictioneers: “Biggest Backyard”

Biggest Backyard I’m listening for her chain-jingle on the wrong side of our fence. Moving through the dry bamboo reeds we use as swords, the trees running branch tips through my hair. I consider the ticks, droplets bobbing on the … Continue reading

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