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Tag Archives: personal
What is a Trojan Horse Insult, and Why Should You Care?
Backhanded compliments. That’s what we’ll be discussing today. Or, as I like to call them: “Trojan Horse Insults,” because you let them past your defenses thinking they’re some kind of gift, but then the Greeks pour out of a little trap door … Continue reading
Posted in Editorial, Funny Posts, Uncategorized
Tagged friends, funny, humor, life, movies, people, personal, sarcasm, writing prompt
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When I Murdered A $20 Bill and Hid the Body
There’s been a $20 bill sitting on my desk for three months. I’m not going to spend it any time soon. It’s been ripped in half. By me. What happened was I was in some weird NYC bodega trying to … Continue reading
10 Benefits of Watching Movies Alone on Your Laptop
Ever try and watch a “serious” movie and your movie-watching buddies just won’t stop making dopey comments the whole time, ruining the experience for you? I’ll answer this for you: yes. Sometimes it’s better to be a loner. Unless it’s … Continue reading
Posted in Funny Posts, Lists
Tagged culture, entertainment, funny, humor, life, movies, musings, netflix, opinion, personal, sarcasm, technology, thoughts
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The Cheapest Way to Time Travel
Time travel exists, and it’s free. I discovered it last year when I was getting ready to move. You see, I’d accumulated way too much stuff, way too much junk, and so I figured I’d do a classic purge. Lighten … Continue reading
Posted in Editorial, Funny Posts
Tagged community, humor, inspiration, life, lifestyle, musings, personal, philosophy, travel
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Anatomy of a Milk Pilferer
We’ve all been there. A big-ass bowl of Cheerios ready to go. You poured half the friggin box into the massive porcelain bowl. You’re hungry as a horse. And then you pop open the refrigerator and you realize you had … Continue reading
Regarding People Who Take Their Merry Time at Crosswalks
When you cross a pedestrian crosswalk, the cars are supposed to not kill you. They should stop. You, the pedestrian, totally have the right-of-way. You have the power, yes, but will you be a philosopher king, or a tyrant? It’s … Continue reading
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Tagged articles, community, funny, humor, laws, life, opinion, people, personal, philosophy, rant
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The Heartwarming Tale of A Man and His Lightning Bug
“Free Willy Philly” If you stopped by yesterday, you learned that an errant lightning bug had somehow managed to navigate its way all the way from my back patio to my bedroom, where it then dive bombed my head and … Continue reading
Philip: The Lightning Bug That Tried SO Hard to Get Captured
I found myself trapped in a car with nothing to do but talk about bugs. I initiated a nice conversation with my fellow riders, total strangers btw. About lightning bugs. More of an argument, I think. I had a strong opinion. My point … Continue reading
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Tagged article, funny, home, humor, lightning bugs, opinion, personal, thoughts
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The Nomadic Tribes That Make Up My Social Network
Today’s daily prompt, presented by The Daily Post, is: If we asked your friends what object they most immediately associate with you, what would they answer? This is a hard one, actually. This question presupposes that you have some kind of … Continue reading
