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How Eddie Murphy Lost His Funniness: 8 Theories
What happened to Eddie Murphy? The comic legend’s hugely anticipated appearance at February’s SNL 40th anniversary special on NBC had a lot of us secretly hoping for a much overdo return-to-form. And if ever there were an occasion for Eddie Murphy to … Continue reading
Posted in Funny Posts, Lists, Practically Humorous
Tagged celebrity, comedy, funny lists, humor, people, photos, sarcasm, shows, SNL, television, tv
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Trivago Announces New “Trivago Guy”: Brian Williams
Trivago corporation announced earlier today the impending replacement of its current spokesman, Tim “Trivago Guy” Williams, with embattled NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams (not related). According to insiders within the corporation, the latter Williams will take over Trivago duties as soon as … Continue reading
Posted in Funny Posts, Practically Humorous, Practically Serious News
Tagged breaking news, brian williams, culture, funny, humor, joke, people, sarcasm, satire, television
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How to Use Hyperbole to Mask Your Ignorance
Ever get caught in a situation where you can’t tell if the other person’s being serious, or if they’re simply that dumb? Maybe they make a wild claim about how many cars could probably fit into an average 7-Elevan parking … Continue reading
Posted in Editorial, Funny Posts
Tagged funny, history, humor, life, musings, people, philosophy, relationships, sarcasm, silly, sports, thoughts
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Since When is Reclining Your Seat in a Plane a Fightable Offense?
Yesterday a third flight was diverted due to passengers fighting over somebody reclining her seat. The third flight to be diverted for this reason in about two weeks! Are these airlines showing Fight Club as an inflight movie? Are they flavoring their … Continue reading
Posted in Editorial, Funny Posts
Tagged crime, culture, funny, life, news, opinion, people, rant, sarcasm, technology, thoughts, travel
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Why Back-to-School Season Sucks for Everybody
Three constants in the world: death, taxes, and the fact that back-to-school season sucks. For kids, for teachers, for parents, even for bachelors with no remaining ties to a school system. There’s a sinking feeling when you start hearing those … Continue reading
Posted in Editorial, Funny Posts
Tagged culture, education, family, funny, humor, life, musings, parenting, people, sarcasm, writing prompt
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What is a Trojan Horse Insult, and Why Should You Care?
Backhanded compliments. That’s what we’ll be discussing today. Or, as I like to call them: “Trojan Horse Insults,” because you let them past your defenses thinking they’re some kind of gift, but then the Greeks pour out of a little trap door … Continue reading
Posted in Editorial, Funny Posts, Uncategorized
Tagged friends, funny, humor, life, movies, people, personal, sarcasm, writing prompt
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Anatomy of a Milk Pilferer
We’ve all been there. A big-ass bowl of Cheerios ready to go. You poured half the friggin box into the massive porcelain bowl. You’re hungry as a horse. And then you pop open the refrigerator and you realize you had … Continue reading
Regarding People Who Take Their Merry Time at Crosswalks
When you cross a pedestrian crosswalk, the cars are supposed to not kill you. They should stop. You, the pedestrian, totally have the right-of-way. You have the power, yes, but will you be a philosopher king, or a tyrant? It’s … Continue reading
Posted in Editorial, Funny Posts
Tagged articles, community, funny, humor, laws, life, opinion, people, personal, philosophy, rant
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