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How Eddie Murphy Lost His Funniness: 8 Theories

Posted on March 13, 2015 by

What happened to Eddie Murphy? The comic legend’s hugely anticipated appearance at February’s SNL 40th anniversary special on NBC had a lot of us secretly hoping for a much overdo return-to-form. And if ever there were an occasion for Eddie Murphy to … Continue reading →

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Trivago Announces New “Trivago Guy”: Brian Williams

Posted on February 10, 2015 by

Trivago corporation announced earlier today the impending replacement of its current spokesman, Tim “Trivago Guy” Williams, with embattled NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams (not related). According to insiders within the corporation, the latter Williams will take over Trivago duties as soon as … Continue reading →

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How to Use Hyperbole to Mask Your Ignorance

Posted on September 8, 2014 by

Ever get caught in a situation where you can’t tell if the other person’s being serious, or if they’re simply that dumb? Maybe they make a wild claim about how many cars could probably fit into an average 7-Elevan parking … Continue reading →

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Since When is Reclining Your Seat in a Plane a Fightable Offense?

Posted on September 3, 2014 by

Yesterday a third flight was diverted due to passengers fighting over somebody reclining her seat. The third flight to be diverted for this reason in about two weeks! Are these airlines showing Fight Club as an inflight movie? Are they flavoring their … Continue reading →

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Why Back-to-School Season Sucks for Everybody

Posted on August 27, 2014 by

Three constants in the world: death, taxes, and the fact that back-to-school season sucks. For kids, for teachers, for parents, even for bachelors with no remaining ties to a school system. There’s a sinking feeling when you start hearing those … Continue reading →

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What is a Trojan Horse Insult, and Why Should You Care?

Posted on August 26, 2014 by

Backhanded compliments. That’s what we’ll be discussing today. Or, as I like to call them: “Trojan Horse Insults,” because you let them past your defenses thinking they’re some kind of gift, but then the Greeks pour out of a little trap door … Continue reading →

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Anatomy of a Milk Pilferer

Posted on August 13, 2014 by

We’ve all been there. A big-ass bowl of Cheerios ready to go. You poured half the friggin box into the massive porcelain bowl. You’re hungry as a horse. And then you pop open the refrigerator and you realize you had … Continue reading →

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Regarding People Who Take Their Merry Time at Crosswalks

Posted on August 12, 2014 by

When you cross a pedestrian crosswalk, the cars are supposed to not kill you. They should stop. You, the pedestrian, totally have the right-of-way. You have the power, yes, but will you be a philosopher king, or a tyrant? It’s … Continue reading →

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11 Things That Would Happen If Everyone Wore Their Pants High

Posted on August 8, 2014 by

The other day I got to wondering what would happen to our country if everyone wore his/her pants super high like Clint Eastwood. At first I figured nothing much would change. Just a lot of people walking around looking like Clint … Continue reading →

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Airplane Etiquette: What To Do When The Person Next to You Won’t Shut Up?

Posted on July 23, 2014 by

  If you ask me, there’s nothing worse than being trapped next to a Chatty Cathy or Loquacious Louis when you’re on a long plane flight. Nothing worse. Honestly, I’ve played out some scenarios in my head and nothing else … Continue reading →

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