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Why “Easter Island Head” Would Make a Better Batman Than Ben Affleck

Don’t get me wrong. Ben Affleck as the new Batman totally makes sense to me. Mainly because I believe, like the brilliant producers of the upcoming film Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice, that “he’s got the chin for it.” Which … Continue reading

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The One Huge Flaw in 1968’s “Planet of the Apes”

I’m going to follow up on my glowing Dawn of the Planet of the Apes review with just a little more ape talk. There’s something I’ve been needing to get off my chest regarding the classic 1968 film starring Charlton … Continue reading

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“Dawn of the Planet of the Apes” Overachieves, Big Time

There was a moment early on in Dawn of the Planet of the Apes where an army of horse-ridin’ chimpanzees march through the ruins of San Francisco as a calculated show of power. It was a brilliantly composed shot, accompanied … Continue reading

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In Response to Outcry, Netflix Swaps New Logo for Simple MSWord Font

In response to customer outcry regarding it’s recent logo change, Netflix has changed direction again and released yet another logo, this one set in black “papyrus” font. This marks the second logo change in less than a week, causing some doubt … Continue reading

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“Edge of Tomorrow”: Groundhog Day Meets The Matrix (But in a Good Way)

  Sure, the first act of Doug Liman’s Edge of Tomorrow will push you to the edge of your patience. There sure is a bunch of sloppy storytelling to wade through before the fun starts. Prepare to slap your forehead … Continue reading

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What I Really Thought of Last Year’s “Ender’s Game”

Last year’s Ender’s Game film had about 907 listed “producers.” I figured that wasn’t a good sign, especially when two of those producers were the Hollywood equivalent of Harry and Lloyd from the popular comedy film, “Dumb and Dumber”. I’m … Continue reading

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The Truth About People Who Read on Subways

So here’s what happened. I was on the subway the other day and there was this middle-aged woman sitting across from me, lost in her own world. She was reading her Kindle, completely frozen in concentration, eerily disconnected from the … Continue reading

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“Prometheus 2” Still Happening

Plot Elements I Hope to See in the Sequel (So I Can Laugh More) A new screenwriter has been attached to the sequel to Ridley Scott’s polarizing 2012 sci-fi film, “Prometheus,” according to a recent article in the Huffington Post. Yes, … Continue reading

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Ultimate Would You Rather: Kevin Smith’s Underwear vs. Dying Jaguar

While the votes for UWYR 1 are still trickling in (it’s still not too late to have a say!), the time has come for another edition of Ultimate-Would-You-Rather. Today’s installment will challenge your creativity and push your imagination to the … Continue reading

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