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“Dawn of the Planet of the Apes” Overachieves, Big Time

There was a moment early on in Dawn of the Planet of the Apes where an army of horse-ridin’ chimpanzees march through the ruins of San Francisco as a calculated show of power. It was a brilliantly composed shot, accompanied … Continue reading

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What I Really Thought of Last Year’s “Ender’s Game”

Last year’s Ender’s Game film had about 907 listed “producers.” I figured that wasn’t a good sign, especially when two of those producers were the Hollywood equivalent of Harry and Lloyd from the popular comedy film, “Dumb and Dumber”. I’m … Continue reading

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Movie Review: “X-Men: Days of Future Past”

Bryan Singer had his work cut out for him with his new X-Men movie, X-Men: Days of Future Past. I’m not necessarily referring to the tricky subject matter—which involves time-travelling and alternate histories and multiple Wolverines—as much as I am … Continue reading

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5 Stupid Things About Alfonso Cuarón’s “Gravity”

I recently took another look at Alfonso Cuarón’s 2013 film, Gravity, curious as to whether I’d been too hard on it with my original movie review. With a second viewing, I wanted first to see how well the special effects … Continue reading

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