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Latest Blog-Post Recovered Alive!

Derek’s latest blog-post, declared missing two days ago, has been recovered alive and intact. At exactly 11:47am this morning the blog-post titled “The Sea Train” was located in the abyss of Derek’s “Documents” folder. Shivering and poorly-written upon initial rescue, … Continue reading

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Latest Blog-Post Declared Overdue, Search Underway

Bill’s latest blog-post, expected to arrive at practicallyserious.com earlier this morning, has officially been declared overdo. WordPress.com recently issued a preliminary statement indicating that all communication with the post ceased at approximately 10:47 Thursday night, the sudden change in draft-status suggestive … Continue reading

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My Blog’s Very Own Pet: The Wordfish

These words are the water for the Wordfish. He lives here in this post. It’s like his fish tank. These aren’t just normal words and this isn’t a normal post. The Wordfish (Patrick II) gets his oxygen from these sentences, … Continue reading

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Other Ways to Use Hair Gel (Besides on Your Hair)

Other Ways to Use Hair Gel (Besides on Your Hair) Use it on Someone Else’s Hair – If you have a friend who has a lame bowl cut that just fluffs down over their eyebrows making them look like a … Continue reading

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“Creativity” Rover Lands on practicallyserious.com!

“Creativity” Rover has survived its daring plunge through the atmosphere and safely touched down on the surface of practicallyserious.com at 10:32 p.m. Pacific time (1:32 a.m. EDT/0532 GMT). All signs indicate a perfect landing. “We’re all very thrilled,” said PSSA … Continue reading

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“Creativity” Rover Set to Enter Atmosphere

“Creativity” Rover is making its final approach to practicallyserious.com and, if all goes well, will be landing on schedule at 1:20am tonight (Monday morning) after engaging in a nerve-wracking seven-minute plunge through the blog’s awkward paragraphs—the “Seven Minutes of Terror.” … Continue reading

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“Creativity” Rover Cleared for Launch

We (me) here at practicallyserious.com are pleased to report that today’s scheduled launch of the Hercules 3 rocket has been given a green light by practicallyserious administrators and will be taking place quite soon. Very soon. Inside this very post. … Continue reading

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“Jert Zylan vs. The Cytard II”

Jert Zylan vs. The Cytard (Part 2) Jert plunged through the hatch, smashed down hard on the airlock floor. Bloomf! Seconds later Ensign Dan came through too, crunched right on top of him. They thrashed about in a big slime-slippery smash … Continue reading

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The Best Times to Publish Your Post

Every true blogfreak knows: timing is everything. You can write the coolest post in the world, the cleverest 307 words of that day’s portion of the blogosphere, but if you publish this masterpiece at a “bad” time then what the … Continue reading

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Ten Things You Don’t Hear at Your College Graduation Ceremony

You’re graduating near the top of your class in a prestigious Ivy League university. You’re wearing a spare space-shuttle heat-shield tile on your head and there’s a silky golden tassel hanging over your red, hungover eyes as you stare in … Continue reading

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