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Grand Opening of V.I.P. Lounge for “Gentlemen” Blog-Posts
Merry Christmas! I’m pleased to announce the grand opening of the long-overdo V.I.P. Lounge for gentlemanly, distinguished, can-do blog posts. Though this project has suffered from a few delays brought on by rampant corruption and mismanaged funds — the likes … Continue reading →
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Blog Rover Discovers Evidence of Past Humor
The Creativity rover discovered practicallyserious.com was once a much sillier environment capable of supporting humorous blog posts, according to PSSA (practicallyserious Space Agency) officials. The discovery was made earlier today when Creativity identified and analyzed a strangely marked rock on … Continue reading →
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Tagged blogging, landing on mars, metaphysical, NASA joke, rover humor, silly sci fi, weird blog, writing
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How to Make Money With Your Blog: $1000 in a Month
Don’t want to get a real job, eh? You want to bypass the system entirely? No crabby bosses to deal with. No terrible deadlines to meet. No more being made fun of by your coworkers for being “slow?” I get … Continue reading →
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Celebrity Telethon for the Blogfish!
Okay readers, we are just 1 “like,” 1 “comment,” and 1 “follow” away from reaching our goal of supplying the blogfish with the love and nourishment he so desperately needs. That’s right, we’re almost there, and we have practicallyserious.com celebrities … Continue reading →
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Tagged blogging, celebrity, metaphysical, random, satire, silly, telethon joke, writing
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Please Feed My Blogfish
Please Feed My Blogfish These are the words for the blogfish. The blogfish is a special kind of fish that only lives in blogwords. It uses them like water, drawing oxygen from their awkwardness. You probably haven’t noticed, but the … Continue reading →
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Tagged aquarium joke, blogging humor, how to feed my fish, metaphysical, pets, satire, writing
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My Blog-Post is Getting Married!
My Blog-Post is Getting Married! Ladies and gentlemen, I have an important announcement to make. Two of my most “visited” blog posts have decided to do the right thing and make it official. Yes, that’s right, I’m talking about 8 … Continue reading →
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Tagged blogging, celebrity gossip, hollywood, humor, marriage, metaphysical, random, relationship humor, satire, silly, writing
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Creativity Rover Ready to Test “Word” Laser
The Creativity rover team has completed an elaborate set of diagnostics on eleven of the rover’s twelve science instruments. According to PSSA, the final instrument—WURDCam—will be tested later this afternoon. WURDCam, of course, is arguably Creativity’s most valuable scientific asset. … Continue reading →
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Tagged blogging, creativity, funny news, humor, Mars rover joke, mastcam laser, metaphysical, miscellaneous, nasa humor, science, self deprecating, spoof, writing
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Latest Blog-Post Recovered Alive!
Derek’s latest blog-post, declared missing two days ago, has been recovered alive and intact. At exactly 11:47am this morning the blog-post titled “The Sea Train” was located in the abyss of Derek’s “Documents” folder. Shivering and poorly-written upon initial rescue, … Continue reading →
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Latest Blog-Post Declared Overdue, Search Underway
Bill’s latest blog-post, expected to arrive at practicallyserious.com earlier this morning, has officially been declared overdo. WordPress.com recently issued a preliminary statement indicating that all communication with the post ceased at approximately 10:47 Thursday night, the sudden change in draft-status suggestive … Continue reading →
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My Blog’s Very Own Pet: The Wordfish
These words are the water for the Wordfish. He lives here in this post. It’s like his fish tank. These aren’t just normal words and this isn’t a normal post. The Wordfish (Patrick II) gets his oxygen from these sentences, … Continue reading →
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Tagged animals, blogging, comedy, creative blog, fish jokes, freshly pressed, how to improve your fish's slimecoat, humor, metaphysical, miscellaneous, petcare, quick read, spoof, writing
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