Tag Archives: metaphysical

Grand Opening of V.I.P. Lounge for “Gentlemen” Blog-Posts

Posted on December 25, 2013 by Earl Hatsby

Merry Christmas! I’m pleased to announce the grand opening of the long-overdo V.I.P. Lounge for gentlemanly, distinguished, can-do blog posts. Though this project has suffered from a few delays brought on by rampant corruption and mismanaged funds — the likes … Continue reading →

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Blog Rover Discovers Evidence of Past Humor

Posted on July 26, 2013 by Earl Hatsby

The Creativity rover discovered practicallyserious.com was once a much sillier environment capable of supporting humorous blog posts, according to PSSA (practicallyserious Space Agency) officials. The discovery was made earlier today when Creativity identified and analyzed a strangely marked rock on … Continue reading →

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How to Make Money With Your Blog: $1000 in a Month

Posted on July 20, 2013 by Earl Hatsby

Don’t want to get a real job, eh? You want to bypass the system entirely? No crabby bosses to deal with. No terrible deadlines to meet. No more being made fun of by your coworkers for being “slow?” I get … Continue reading →

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Celebrity Telethon for the Blogfish!

Posted on May 19, 2013 by Earl Hatsby

Okay readers, we are just 1 “like,” 1 “comment,” and 1 “follow” away from reaching our goal of supplying the blogfish with the love and nourishment he so desperately needs. That’s right, we’re almost there, and we have practicallyserious.com celebrities … Continue reading →

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Please Feed My Blogfish

Posted on May 12, 2013 by Earl Hatsby

Please Feed My Blogfish These are the words for the blogfish. The blogfish is a special kind of fish that only lives in blogwords. It uses them like water, drawing oxygen from their awkwardness. You probably haven’t noticed, but the … Continue reading →

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My Blog-Post is Getting Married!

Posted on April 29, 2013 by Earl Hatsby

My Blog-Post is Getting Married! Ladies and gentlemen, I have an important announcement to make. Two of my most “visited” blog posts have decided to do the right thing and make it official. Yes, that’s right, I’m talking about 8 … Continue reading →

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Creativity Rover Ready to Test “Word” Laser

Posted on September 7, 2012 by Earl Hatsby

The Creativity rover team has completed an elaborate set of diagnostics on eleven of the rover’s twelve science instruments. According to PSSA, the final instrument—WURDCam—will be tested later this afternoon. WURDCam, of course, is arguably Creativity’s most valuable scientific asset. … Continue reading →

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Latest Blog-Post Recovered Alive!

Posted on September 2, 2012 by Earl Hatsby

Derek’s latest blog-post, declared missing two days ago, has been recovered alive and intact. At exactly 11:47am this morning the blog-post titled “The Sea Train” was located in the abyss of Derek’s “Documents” folder. Shivering and poorly-written upon initial rescue, … Continue reading →

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Latest Blog-Post Declared Overdue, Search Underway

Posted on August 31, 2012 by Earl Hatsby

Bill’s latest blog-post, expected to arrive at practicallyserious.com earlier this morning, has officially been declared overdo. WordPress.com recently issued a preliminary statement indicating that all communication with the post ceased at approximately 10:47 Thursday night, the sudden change in draft-status suggestive … Continue reading →

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My Blog’s Very Own Pet: The Wordfish

Posted on August 11, 2012 by Earl Hatsby

These words are the water for the Wordfish. He lives here in this post. It’s like his fish tank. These aren’t just normal words and this isn’t a normal post. The Wordfish (Patrick II) gets his oxygen from these sentences, … Continue reading →

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