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The Cheapest Way to Time Travel
Time travel exists, and it’s free. I discovered it last year when I was getting ready to move. You see, I’d accumulated way too much stuff, way too much junk, and so I figured I’d do a classic purge. Lighten … Continue reading
Posted in Editorial, Funny Posts
Tagged community, humor, inspiration, life, lifestyle, musings, personal, philosophy, travel
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Anatomy of a Milk Pilferer
We’ve all been there. A big-ass bowl of Cheerios ready to go. You poured half the friggin box into the massive porcelain bowl. You’re hungry as a horse. And then you pop open the refrigerator and you realize you had … Continue reading
Bathing Suits Are Above the Law, Period
I was driving by the beach yesterday and almost lost control of the car—there were these two girls walking around wearing t-shirts and no pants. Just swinging their arms, laughing, enjoying the day. Okay, they had bikini bottoms on, but … Continue reading
The Secret to Inventing Fun Food “Splices”
I’m not the kind of person who likes to create strange food combinations just for the sake of trying something different. The weirdest food combo you’re gonna get out of me is granny smith apples and peanut butter, which I … Continue reading
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Tagged articles, culture, daily post, food, home, humor, lifestyle, opinion, recipes
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The Nomadic Tribes That Make Up My Social Network
Today’s daily prompt, presented by The Daily Post, is: If we asked your friends what object they most immediately associate with you, what would they answer? This is a hard one, actually. This question presupposes that you have some kind of … Continue reading
In the Future We Will Drink Orange Juice From Beer Bottles
The other night I saw into the future. It happened as I was enjoying a nice cold Heineken. Normal night. I kept flicking the glass with my finger, as I usually do that when having a beer. Typically, I keep doing it until … Continue reading
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Tagged beer, culture, food, humor, life, lifestyle, musings, opinion, random, technology, thoughts
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What’s With People Saying “Woot Woot!” as if it’s not Stupid?
You all know you’ve done it. Something big happens, something worthy of celebration, and you double-punch your fist in the air and say “Yes! We got tickets to see the new Tom Cruise movie! Woot Woot!” or “Yes! I just … Continue reading
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Tagged articles, culture, friends, funny, humor, life, lifestyle, opinion, personal philosophy, quotes, rant, thoughts
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How to Lose Weight While Eating Ice Cream (Kinda)
Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve got the knowledge. I how to lose weight eating ice cream. And no, this isn’t another one of my weird play-on-word posts where I start pretending I’m about to tell you how to lose body-fat weight and then … Continue reading
A Month of “Real” Blogging, Starting Now…
This month I’m going to do something unprecedented here at practicallyserious.com: I’m going to publish a new post every single day. No more worrying so much about quality control or whether what I’ve written fits the overall theme of this … Continue reading
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Tagged blog, blogger, blogging, entertainment, funny, humor, lifestyle, personal, thoughts, writing
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Why I Quit Coffee (and Then Quit Quitting It)
I’ve recently wrapped up a historic experiment: for two weeks I abstained from caffeine of any kind. No coffee, no tea, no dark chocolate, no energy pills or drinks. No whatever. I put a stop to all of it, cold … Continue reading