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Bad News, Folks: Your DVDs Have Finally Gone Elderly

Well folks, the dreaded day has come. Your big huge movie collection? The one you’ve spent more than a decade accumulating through impulse-buys and Christmas presents and permanently borrowing from friends? Useless. Paperweights, all of them. Dvds have finally gone … Continue reading

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Using a Flamethrower to “Shovel” Snow

Intimidated by the thick coat of snow over your driveway? Does your lower back ache just thinking about what’s in store? Well, maybe it’s time you went up to the attic and grabbed grandpa’s old WW2 flamethrower and put that … Continue reading

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Crush the Mounds of Laziness: Make Your Bed ASAP!

I have a little trick to help you get more done on your day off. Don’t worry, this won’t require you to do anything you don’t already do. You probably already do this, you just need to do it a … Continue reading

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How Paperbacks Kick Hardcovers’ Ass

Why do hardcover books generally cost more than paperbacks? Yeah yeah, I get that they’re more expensive to print and all that, but still. On a practical level, you’d think it should be the other way around. Because is it me … Continue reading

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Anatomy of a Milk Pilferer

We’ve all been there. A big-ass bowl of Cheerios ready to go. You poured half the friggin box into the massive porcelain bowl. You’re hungry as a horse. And then you pop open the refrigerator and you realize you had … Continue reading

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The Secret to Inventing Fun Food “Splices”

I’m not the kind of person who likes to create strange food combinations just for the sake of trying something different. The weirdest food combo you’re gonna get out of me is granny smith apples and peanut butter, which I … Continue reading

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If Cereal Bowl and Toilet Bowl Can Work Together, So Can We

This morning I poured me a nice huge bowl of Cheerios. Cool, right? Except check it out: the milk I used was pretty questionable. Technically it had expired two days ago, but my feeling is: in a pinch, two days … Continue reading

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The Heartwarming Tale of A Man and His Lightning Bug

“Free Willy Philly” If you stopped by yesterday, you learned that an errant lightning bug had somehow managed to navigate its way all the way from my back patio to my bedroom, where it then dive bombed my head and … Continue reading

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Philip: The Lightning Bug That Tried SO Hard to Get Captured

I found myself trapped in a car with nothing to do but talk about bugs. I initiated a nice conversation with my fellow riders, total strangers btw. About lightning bugs. More of an argument, I think. I had a strong opinion. My point … Continue reading

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How to Successfully Hide a Bag of Oreos From Your Spouse

You’re in the kitchen fishing through the various cupboards and cabinets, looking for where your spouse hid the crisp new bag of Oreos you’d deftly caught sight of when she got back from the grocery store. You’re sure you saw it—there’s no … Continue reading

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