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How Eddie Murphy Lost His Funniness: 8 Theories
What happened to Eddie Murphy? The comic legend’s hugely anticipated appearance at February’s SNL 40th anniversary special on NBC had a lot of us secretly hoping for a much overdo return-to-form. And if ever there were an occasion for Eddie Murphy to … Continue reading
Posted in Funny Posts, Lists, Practically Humorous
Tagged celebrity, comedy, funny lists, humor, people, photos, sarcasm, shows, SNL, television, tv
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Are We Still Supposed to Call Them “Smartphones”?
Are we still supposed to call these things “smartphones” or what? Now that just about everyone has one I’ve come to wonder whether our flashy iPhones and Androids really so distinguished smart-wise? I’m starting to feel like that term “smartphone” has … Continue reading
Posted in Editorial, Funny Posts, Lists, Practically Humorous
Tagged cell phones, comedy, culture, funny lists, humor, mobile, opinion, smartphones, technology
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5 Better Reasons Not to Stick a Knife in a Toaster
Yeah yeah yeah. Everybody knows what happens when you stick a knife in a toaster—you could totally electrocute yourself. Yet for some folks the possibility of electric shock is still not reason enough to abandon their knife-in-toaster lifestyles. For some … Continue reading
7 Unexpected Energy-Efficiency Tips for the Homeowner
Want to save some money on your next electricity bill? Well, it’s not gonna happen by simply reading and re-reading all those generic “make your home more energy efficient” articles on the Internet. If you’ve read one you’ve read them … Continue reading
Posted in Funny Posts, Lists, Unorthodoxy
Tagged comedy, funny electricity humor, funny lists, geek humor, home, household tips, satire, silly, tuna
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Always Having a Stuffy Nose: 6 Benefits
Whether you’re in a long term relationship with Mr. Allergen, or you work with kids and catch a cold every other day, a runny stuffy nose can be a drag (it can even lead to a sinus infection). But before you … Continue reading
Posted in Practically Humorous, Uncategorized
Tagged always having a stuffy nose, funny lists, humor, satire, spoof, tips
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Life Before Cell Phones: Taking Snapshots (Without Having to Lug Around a Digital Camera)
Life Before Cell Phones 4 of 5: Taking Snapshots (Without Having to Lug Around a Digital Camera) in the Days Before Smartphones Back in the days before smartphones, in order to take a “snapshot” of your friend—without having to endure … Continue reading
Making a Late Night “Booty Call” in the Days Before Smartphones
Life Before Smartphones 2 of 5: Making a Late Night “Booty Call” in the days before Smart Phones In order to make a drunken booty call at 3:05am, back in the days before smartphones, you had to open your second-floor bedroom … Continue reading
Playing “Angry Birds” in the Days Before Smartphones
Life Before Cell Phones 1 of 5: Playing “Angry Birds” in the days before Smartphones In order to play Angry Birds before smartphones, you literally had go out in the wilderness, capture a nest’s-worth of baby birds, safely transport them … Continue reading
Unorthodox Ways to Get Rich
Everybody wants to get rich, but not a lot of people have the know-how or the nerve to make it happen. Yes, the traditional methods of achieving richness can seem quite daunting, especially to the stupid, but what about nontraditional … Continue reading
Posted in Lists, Practically Humorous, Unorthodoxy
Tagged funny lists, miscellaneous, other ways to get rich, play on words, quick read, random, unexpected humor, wacky, wordplay
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Five Reasons You Own an iPhone
Five Reasons You Own an iPhone Surprisingly enough, there are still people that don’t have an iPhone. Maybe they’re afraid of the buttonlessness of the touch screen, or the fact that if you hold the phone “the wrong way” your … Continue reading
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Tagged comedy, funny lists, humor, quick read, reasons to own an iphone, sarcasm, should i get an iphone
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