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Munchkin Madness: The Flakey Majesty of Chocolate Glazed Munchkins
Next time you go to Dunkin Donuts, here’s what you do. You buy the coffee and/or doughnut you went there to buy in the first place, and then you tell the guy, “Oh yeah, and throw three glazed chocolate munchkins … Continue reading
Anatomy of a Milk Pilferer
We’ve all been there. A big-ass bowl of Cheerios ready to go. You poured half the friggin box into the massive porcelain bowl. You’re hungry as a horse. And then you pop open the refrigerator and you realize you had … Continue reading
The Secret to Inventing Fun Food “Splices”
I’m not the kind of person who likes to create strange food combinations just for the sake of trying something different. The weirdest food combo you’re gonna get out of me is granny smith apples and peanut butter, which I … Continue reading
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Tagged articles, culture, daily post, food, home, humor, lifestyle, opinion, recipes
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Rise of the Machines: 3D-Printed Pizza Vs. Handmade Pizza
Today’s Daily Post writing prompt reads as follows: Automation has made it possible to produce so many objects. What things do you still prefer in their traditional, handmade version? This one’s easy. Pizza. A traditional handmade pizza is still totally … Continue reading
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Tagged blog, cooking, culture, daily post, food, humor, science, technology
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If Cereal Bowl and Toilet Bowl Can Work Together, So Can We
This morning I poured me a nice huge bowl of Cheerios. Cool, right? Except check it out: the milk I used was pretty questionable. Technically it had expired two days ago, but my feeling is: in a pinch, two days … Continue reading
Cold Pizza: Nature’s Alarm Clock
This morning I woke up to the music of Maroon 5’s “Maps.” This song has, for better or worse, been my alarm radio wake-up-call for the past work week. But today, Adam Levine’s high-pitched “castration singing” got my brain booted up just … Continue reading
In the Future We Will Drink Orange Juice From Beer Bottles
The other night I saw into the future. It happened as I was enjoying a nice cold Heineken. Normal night. I kept flicking the glass with my finger, as I usually do that when having a beer. Typically, I keep doing it until … Continue reading
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Even “Pizza Obama” Pretended He Cared About the World Cup
I’ll talk about Pizza Obama Who Plays Soccer in a second. But first I need to get something off my chest. I need to come clean. So I’m gonna. Here comes… I was completely clueless this whole time about what … Continue reading
How to Lose Weight While Eating Ice Cream (Kinda)
Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve got the knowledge. I how to lose weight eating ice cream. And no, this isn’t another one of my weird play-on-word posts where I start pretending I’m about to tell you how to lose body-fat weight and then … Continue reading