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How Much Coffee is Too Much Coffee?

Posted on January 12, 2015 by Earl Hatsby

How much coffee is too much coffee, you ask? Coffee drinkers can tend to overdo it sometimes. Fact is, it’s very easy to drink too much coffee because caffeine can be a sort of a gateway drug to itself. It … Continue reading →

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Munchkin Madness: The Flakey Majesty of Chocolate Glazed Munchkins

Posted on August 28, 2014 by Earl Hatsby

Next time you go to Dunkin Donuts, here’s what you do. You buy the coffee and/or doughnut you went there to buy in the first place, and then you tell the guy, “Oh yeah, and throw three glazed chocolate munchkins … Continue reading →

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Anatomy of a Milk Pilferer

Posted on August 13, 2014 by Earl Hatsby

We’ve all been there. A big-ass bowl of Cheerios ready to go. You poured half the friggin box into the massive porcelain bowl. You’re hungry as a horse. And then you pop open the refrigerator and you realize you had … Continue reading →

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The Secret to Inventing Fun Food “Splices”

Posted on August 5, 2014 by Earl Hatsby

I’m not the kind of person who likes to create strange food combinations just for the sake of trying something different. The weirdest food combo you’re gonna get out of me is granny smith apples and peanut butter, which I … Continue reading →

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Rise of the Machines: 3D-Printed Pizza Vs. Handmade Pizza

Posted on July 31, 2014 by Earl Hatsby

Today’s Daily Post writing prompt reads as follows: Automation has made it possible to produce so many objects. What things do you still prefer in their traditional, handmade version? This one’s easy. Pizza. A traditional handmade pizza is still totally … Continue reading →

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If Cereal Bowl and Toilet Bowl Can Work Together, So Can We

Posted on July 28, 2014 by Earl Hatsby

This morning I poured me a nice huge bowl of Cheerios. Cool, right? Except check it out: the milk I used was pretty questionable. Technically it had expired two days ago, but my feeling is: in a pinch, two days … Continue reading →

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Cold Pizza: Nature’s Alarm Clock

Posted on July 26, 2014 by Earl Hatsby

This morning I woke up to the music of Maroon 5’s “Maps.” This song has, for better or worse, been my alarm radio wake-up-call for the past work week. But today, Adam Levine’s high-pitched “castration singing” got my brain booted up just … Continue reading →

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In the Future We Will Drink Orange Juice From Beer Bottles

Posted on July 17, 2014 by Earl Hatsby

The other night I saw into the future. It happened as I was enjoying a nice cold Heineken. Normal night. I kept flicking the glass with my finger, as I usually do that when having a beer. Typically, I keep doing it until … Continue reading →

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Even “Pizza Obama” Pretended He Cared About the World Cup

Posted on July 14, 2014 by Earl Hatsby

I’ll talk about Pizza Obama Who Plays Soccer in a second. But first I need to get something off my chest. I need to come clean. So I’m gonna. Here comes… I was completely clueless this whole time about what … Continue reading →

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How to Lose Weight While Eating Ice Cream (Kinda)

Posted on July 8, 2014 by Earl Hatsby

Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve got the knowledge. I how to lose weight eating ice cream. And no, this isn’t another one of my weird play-on-word posts where I start pretending I’m about to tell you how to lose body-fat weight and then … Continue reading →

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