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“Zombie Planetfall” New Zombie Book Series!

I’ve recently started an account with Wattpad, the “YouTube-for-writers.” It’s a platform for fiction writers to share new work, and have that work be voted-on for increased website prominence. I decided to hit the ground running with a new Zombie … Continue reading

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Special Offer: A Review for a Review!

Hello everyone! Today is Day 2 of my free book giveaway, and I have an extra special offer to share with my fellow WordPress bloggers (or fellow free-book-giveawayers). If anyone is willing to download my FREE (very) short story from … Continue reading

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Free Short Story on Amazon for LIMITED TIME: “Green Thumb”

I am giving away a short horror story “Green Thumb” at Amazon.com this weekend! Today through monday, August 31. Get it while it’s FREE, and, if you can, please leave a review. Amazon ranks its books based on public interest. … Continue reading

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Short Scary Stories: Clowns at the Bank

Flash Fiction: Clowns at the Bank I’ve been after Clownin’ Around since they took Fleet Street bank. There’s a load of them all in clown suits. They tumble messy through the front doors and stampede right through the undertrained security guards no … Continue reading

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Weather Forecast: Blognado!

Quick! Everyone, run for cover! It’s coming for you like a bat out of hell — Blognado! Roaring through the WordPress prairie, flinging cows, upending barns, and hurling random practicallyserious html links through your computer screen. Quick, duck! Here comes https://practicallyserious.com/2013/06/29/always-having-a-stuffy-nose-6-benefits/ … Continue reading

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Sunday Short Stories: “Get Highpants” Finale!

Funny Short Stories: “Get Highpants—Part 8 (of 8) “Oh son. It is you,” cried Plome, his voice warbling with affection. But here’s the thing: while Edgar Plome had, at first, genuinely believed the tall, broad shouldered assassin was his long … Continue reading

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“Frame of Mind,” by The Blog-Post Assassin

Today I’m at a loss for content, so what I’m gonna do is I’m going to bite the bullet and write a post based on a Daily Post writing prompt. What’s the harm in that, right? Well, actually, today’s writing … Continue reading

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Saturday Short Fiction: “Get Highpants—Part 7”

Short Fiction: “Get Highpants—Part 7” Styles didn’t have time to pull the trigger. Plome, whose recent window of lucidity had since run its course, peered directly into Styles’s eyes and made a face as if he recognized the stocky assassin … Continue reading

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Why I Quit Coffee (and Then Quit Quitting It)

I’ve recently wrapped up a historic experiment: for two weeks I abstained from caffeine of any kind. No coffee, no tea, no dark chocolate, no energy pills or drinks. No whatever. I put a stop to all of it, cold … Continue reading

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3D Printer Fiction: “Inch By Inch” Part 3

Inch By Inch (Part 3) Nobody home, he realized now. They were all consoling themselves about his death. At Denny’s. There were some good family deals there, which was good because his family liked making excuses to go there. They … Continue reading

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