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Using a Flamethrower to “Shovel” Snow
Intimidated by the thick coat of snow over your driveway? Does your lower back ache just thinking about what’s in store? Well, maybe it’s time you went up to the attic and grabbed grandpa’s old WW2 flamethrower and put that … Continue reading
Posted in Editorial, Funny Posts, Lists, Practically Humorous
Tagged comedy, culture, family, funny picture, home, humor, life, musings, random, sarcasm, shoveling snow, technology, weather, winter
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Why Back-to-School Season Sucks for Everybody
Three constants in the world: death, taxes, and the fact that back-to-school season sucks. For kids, for teachers, for parents, even for bachelors with no remaining ties to a school system. There’s a sinking feeling when you start hearing those … Continue reading
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Tagged culture, education, family, funny, humor, life, musings, parenting, people, sarcasm, writing prompt
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How to Successfully Hide a Bag of Oreos From Your Spouse
You’re in the kitchen fishing through the various cupboards and cabinets, looking for where your spouse hid the crisp new bag of Oreos you’d deftly caught sight of when she got back from the grocery store. You’re sure you saw it—there’s no … Continue reading
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Tagged articles, family, food, funny, home, how to, humor, life, random, relationships, sarcasm
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“Jert Zylan vs. The Cytard II”
Jert Zylan vs. The Cytard (Part 2) Jert plunged through the hatch, smashed down hard on the airlock floor. Bloomf! Seconds later Ensign Dan came through too, crunched right on top of him. They thrashed about in a big slime-slippery smash … Continue reading
Posted in Fiction, Practically Humorous
Tagged adventure, comedy, family, flash fiction, funny, humor, Jert Zylan, literature, lizard monster, miscellaneous, prose, random, science fiction, self destruct, short story, space ship, suspense, writing
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“Yessenia’s Turbine”
Yessenia’s Turbine First I’m building the turbine, and then the wings and then the plane. It already has a name, the whole plane: Mexicano II. I’m building the turbine first and I’ll paint it green because that’s what color Mexicano … Continue reading
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Tagged 747 turbine, down town los angeles life, family, flash fiction, how to build a plane, kid perspective, mexico, prose, quick read, short story, urban life, writing
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