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Space Shuttle Caught Performing Lewd Act with 747

Space Shuttle Endeavor was taken into custody earlier today for allegedly performing a lewd act with a Boeing 747 in public airspace. On top of being perceived by many as grossly indecent behavior, such open displays of affection are, as … Continue reading

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“Creativity” Rover Lands on practicallyserious.com!

“Creativity” Rover has survived its daring plunge through the atmosphere and safely touched down on the surface of practicallyserious.com at 10:32 p.m. Pacific time (1:32 a.m. EDT/0532 GMT). All signs indicate a perfect landing. “We’re all very thrilled,” said PSSA … Continue reading

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New Spider Silk Violin Strings Are Buggy

Apparently spider silk—the stuff certain arachnids use when it’s time to make their webs—is like the bug-fabric equivalent of Wolverine’s adamantium skeletal structure. It’s tough stuff. It has been suggested that Black Widow silk—with its particularly impressive tensile strength—could be … Continue reading

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Laptop Containing Security Codes for International Space Station Stolen!

NASA Inspector General Paul Martin recently told a House subcommittee that an employee’s laptop computer—containing priceless family portraits, the codes to run the International Space Station, and fully registered copy of Adobe Photoshop—had been stolen back in March 2011. To … Continue reading

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Leg Hair For Use in Hair Transplant Surgery?

Ever been shown someone’s newly-transplanted hairline and then had to awkwardly pretend you thought it looked great? Some are better than others, sure, but I’m still waiting for a definitive argument for why those people wouldn’t simply have been better … Continue reading

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