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Since When is Reclining Your Seat in a Plane a Fightable Offense?

Posted on September 3, 2014 by Earl Hatsby

Yesterday a third flight was diverted due to passengers fighting over somebody reclining her seat. The third flight to be diverted for this reason in about two weeks! Are these airlines showing Fight Club as an inflight movie? Are they flavoring their … Continue reading →

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Why Being a Cop Probably Sucks

Posted on September 1, 2014 by Earl Hatsby

To be police officer. Got to be the worst job you can have. Really. Not that it’s not a noble and important profession where you get to eat a lot of donuts—it totally is. Cops are a good thing. Batman … Continue reading →

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Anatomy of a Milk Pilferer

Posted on August 13, 2014 by Earl Hatsby

We’ve all been there. A big-ass bowl of Cheerios ready to go. You poured half the friggin box into the massive porcelain bowl. You’re hungry as a horse. And then you pop open the refrigerator and you realize you had … Continue reading →

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Flash Fiction: “The Bad-Ass Bet”

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Earl Hatsby

The Bad-Ass Bet It was sheer luck I ran into that slippery bastard Gambler Pete at Hannigan’s Pub and I couldn’t let it go. Been at it too long, been trailing him for years. Bastard was always two steps ahead. … Continue reading →

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