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9 Reasons Men Should Pee Sitting Down (URGENT!!!)

(Don’t Pee Before Reading This!) Since the dawn of the toilet bowl the rules have been pretty clear. Men pee standing up. Women pee sitting/squatting. It’s just sorta how the cards fell. Absolutely no logic behind it. But why should … Continue reading

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5 Better Reasons Not to Stick a Knife in a Toaster

Yeah yeah yeah. Everybody knows what happens when you stick a knife in a toaster—you could totally electrocute yourself. Yet for some folks the possibility of electric shock is still not reason enough to abandon their knife-in-toaster lifestyles. For some … Continue reading

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Short Story: “Get Highpants – Part 5”

Saturday Short Stories: “Get Highpants” Part 5 R.C. Nutmeg tip-toed like Hamburglar down the hallway toward the bedroom, but stopped short before he got to the end. There was something there, placed conspicuously dead-center  in the bedroom’s open doorway. Nutmeg’s heart … Continue reading

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Flash Fiction: “Get Highpants – Part 4”

LIVING ROOM—DAY: B. Styles heard the gunshot and the resulting high-pitched “Sonofa!” Whole thing kicked him into a much higher gear. Damnit that’s right, he remembered now, This is the ex-agent that kept himself in tip-top shape by jogging jogging … Continue reading

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7 Unexpected Energy-Efficiency Tips for the Homeowner

Want to save some money on your next electricity bill? Well, it’s not gonna happen by simply reading and re-reading all those generic “make your home more energy efficient” articles on the Internet. If you’ve read one you’ve read them … Continue reading

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Grand Opening of V.I.P. Lounge for “Gentlemen” Blog-Posts

Merry Christmas! I’m pleased to announce the grand opening of the long-overdo V.I.P. Lounge for gentlemanly, distinguished, can-do blog posts. Though this project has suffered from a few delays brought on by rampant corruption and mismanaged funds — the likes … Continue reading

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All of My WordPress Followers Are Actually Just One Super-Nice Man

Dear Mr. Blogger, You may not know me but I know you. I know you quite well. Because I am your fan. And notice how I said “fan.” Pay attention to how it was singular. Aka: you have one fan. … Continue reading

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3D-Printed Pizza: A Review

So I got lucky enough to try out one of the new consumer-level 3D Pizza Printers. This is the 112A-series by Solution Solutions Inc, the computer that made headlines a few weeks ago after they successfully 3D-printed a fully-functional 3D … Continue reading

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Unorthodox Sex Advice: Caller # 4

And now, after a long hiatus, it’s time to dish out more unorthodox sex advice. Today’s caller comes to us from Los Angeles, California.   Jerry: Hey Prac! I’m gonna get right to the point. Why does the girl laugh … Continue reading

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Search Engine Optimization: A Novel

Search Engine Optimization: A Novel Chapter 1. Latest Tablet Computers asks his father why he named his son ‘Latest Tablet Computers,’ and is then attacked by 100% Natural Penis Enlargement Ads. Latest Tablet Computers Jr., a shy little boy of … Continue reading

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