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My Wordfish Got Fat

These are the words for the wordfish. He breathes them and poops in them and then breathes them again. He lives right here in this blog, feeding on occasional “likes” and “follows” and “comments.” His name is Dave (per one … Continue reading

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“Creativity” Rover Set to Enter Atmosphere

“Creativity” Rover is making its final approach to practicallyserious.com and, if all goes well, will be landing on schedule at 1:20am tonight (Monday morning) after engaging in a nerve-wracking seven-minute plunge through the blog’s awkward paragraphs—the “Seven Minutes of Terror.” … Continue reading

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I Will Hire a Blog-Post Assassin

I’m going to take a break from my giant-monster-pooping fiction frenzy for a moment. There’s some unfinished business I need to attend to. I’m think I’m going to hire someone to kill one of my blog-posts. For the past month … Continue reading

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150-Word Flash Fiction: Lead Balloon

I’ve recently been inspired by a fellow blogger to try flash-fiction on for size (specifically: the 150-words-or-less variety). I thought it was a great way to sneak some fiction into my blog without boring my readers to mutiny. I quickly … Continue reading

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