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Can You Cash Both Halves of a Ripped Bill?
Late last year I wrote this post concerning the fact that I’d accidentally ripped a $20 bill in half and didn’t quite know what to do with its “dead body.” The bisected bill had already chilled on my desk for … Continue reading
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Tagged articles, blogging, business, culture, funny, humor, money, opinion
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Crush the Mounds of Laziness: Make Your Bed ASAP!
I have a little trick to help you get more done on your day off. Don’t worry, this won’t require you to do anything you don’t already do. You probably already do this, you just need to do it a … Continue reading
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Tagged articles, funny, home, household tips, humor, inspiration, life, motivational, movies, opinion
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All’s Well That End’s Well: Bittersweet Music and End Credits
I’m listening to the Beatles’ “Baby You’re a Rich Man” right now, a song which I always used to consider one of the filler tracks on Magical Mystery Tour. In fact, if the Beatles needed to cut one of the … Continue reading
Posted in Editorial, Reviews
Tagged art, articles, beatles, cinema, entertainment, film, filmmaking, movies, music, musings, opinion, videos
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How Paperbacks Kick Hardcovers’ Ass
Why do hardcover books generally cost more than paperbacks? Yeah yeah, I get that they’re more expensive to print and all that, but still. On a practical level, you’d think it should be the other way around. Because is it me … Continue reading
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Tagged articles, books, entertainment, home, humor, life, musings, opinion, rant, reading, technology
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Why You Probably Shouldn’t Bother with “Coffee Naps”
So apparently “coffee naps” are a thing. Scientists have been recommending them lately as the ultimate power nap. And it’s exactly what it sounds like. You chug a cup of coffee (lukewarm or cold, I’d imagine) and then you take … Continue reading
When I Murdered A $20 Bill and Hid the Body
There’s been a $20 bill sitting on my desk for three months. I’m not going to spend it any time soon. It’s been ripped in half. By me. What happened was I was in some weird NYC bodega trying to … Continue reading
Anatomy of a Milk Pilferer
We’ve all been there. A big-ass bowl of Cheerios ready to go. You poured half the friggin box into the massive porcelain bowl. You’re hungry as a horse. And then you pop open the refrigerator and you realize you had … Continue reading
Regarding People Who Take Their Merry Time at Crosswalks
When you cross a pedestrian crosswalk, the cars are supposed to not kill you. They should stop. You, the pedestrian, totally have the right-of-way. You have the power, yes, but will you be a philosopher king, or a tyrant? It’s … Continue reading
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Tagged articles, community, funny, humor, laws, life, opinion, people, personal, philosophy, rant
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The “Walking With A Basketball” Dilemma
I used to live by a nice public park with well maintained basketball nets. It was maybe a mile from where I lived, so I’d walk it. You couldn’t really drive anyway because there’d usually be nowhere to park. So … Continue reading
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Tagged articles, basketball, fitness, humor, life, musings, opinion, sport, sports
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The Secret to Inventing Fun Food “Splices”
I’m not the kind of person who likes to create strange food combinations just for the sake of trying something different. The weirdest food combo you’re gonna get out of me is granny smith apples and peanut butter, which I … Continue reading
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Tagged articles, culture, daily post, food, home, humor, lifestyle, opinion, recipes
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