Category Archives: Short Fiction

LAST Day of Horror Book Giveaway! Act Now!

  Today is your last chance to pick up my short horror story published through Amazon Direct Publishing. Please show your support by downloading a copy (100% free!) and leaving some feedback on Amazon. Every little bit helps! Click the … Continue reading

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Special Offer: A Review for a Review!

Hello everyone! Today is Day 2 of my free book giveaway, and I have an extra special offer to share with my fellow WordPress bloggers (or fellow free-book-giveawayers). If anyone is willing to download my FREE (very) short story from … Continue reading

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Free Short Story on Amazon for LIMITED TIME: “Green Thumb”

I am giving away a short horror story “Green Thumb” at Amazon.com this weekend! Today through monday, August 31. Get it while it’s FREE, and, if you can, please leave a review. Amazon ranks its books based on public interest. … Continue reading

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Short Scary Stories: Clowns at the Bank

Flash Fiction: Clowns at the Bank I’ve been after Clownin’ Around since they took Fleet Street bank. There’s a load of them all in clown suits. They tumble messy through the front doors and stampede right through the undertrained security guards no … Continue reading

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“Trivago Guy” Fan Fiction

The following is an excerpt of an embarrassingly complete short story I wrote based on the probably already forgotten Trivago Guy meme. It was inspired by the Rolling Stone article, What’s the Deal With the Trivago Guy?, which dangled the possibility of … Continue reading

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Sunday Short Stories: “Get Highpants” Finale!

Funny Short Stories: “Get Highpants—Part 8 (of 8) “Oh son. It is you,” cried Plome, his voice warbling with affection. But here’s the thing: while Edgar Plome had, at first, genuinely believed the tall, broad shouldered assassin was his long … Continue reading

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“Frame of Mind,” by The Blog-Post Assassin

Today I’m at a loss for content, so what I’m gonna do is I’m going to bite the bullet and write a post based on a Daily Post writing prompt. What’s the harm in that, right? Well, actually, today’s writing … Continue reading

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Saturday Short Fiction: “Get Highpants—Part 7”

Short Fiction: “Get Highpants—Part 7” Styles didn’t have time to pull the trigger. Plome, whose recent window of lucidity had since run its course, peered directly into Styles’s eyes and made a face as if he recognized the stocky assassin … Continue reading

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“Get Highpants” Part 6

Funny Short Stories: “Get Highpants” Part 6 As he dragged the wounded T. Bennet into the living room—where the remaining three Exterminators had sort of taken it upon themselves to set up base camp—Styles heard R. C. Nutmeg’s scream down … Continue reading

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Flash Fiction: “Get Highpants – Part 4”

LIVING ROOM—DAY: B. Styles heard the gunshot and the resulting high-pitched “Sonofa!” Whole thing kicked him into a much higher gear. Damnit that’s right, he remembered now, This is the ex-agent that kept himself in tip-top shape by jogging jogging … Continue reading

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