Category Archives: Relationships

How Long Should I Make Out For?

Making out for too long can be tricky business. Finish up too quickly and you might come across as uninterested and/or inexperienced. Take too long and your mouth starts to get dry and gross. There’s no shortage of tips for … Continue reading

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Unorthodox Sex Advice: Caller # 4

And now, after a long hiatus, it’s time to dish out more unorthodox sex advice. Today’s caller comes to us from Los Angeles, California.   Jerry: Hey Prac! I’m gonna get right to the point. Why does the girl laugh … Continue reading

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My Blog-Post is Getting Married!

My Blog-Post is Getting Married! Ladies and gentlemen, I have an important announcement to make. Two of my most “visited” blog posts have decided to do the right thing and make it official. Yes, that’s right, I’m talking about 8 … Continue reading

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8 Reasons Women Like Kissing With Eyes Closed

Hey guys, ever notice how women always kiss with their eyes closed? Ever wonder why? All things being equal, shouldn’t they just keep their eyes open? In today’s economy, why do women expend extra energy closing their eyelids when leaving … Continue reading

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Taking Down a Girl’s Number (When You’re Hammered) in the Days Before Smartphones

Life Before Smartphones 3 of 5: Taking Down a Girl’s Number (While You’re Hammered) in the Days Before Smartphones In the days before Smartphones, if you were drunk and you wanted to take down a girl’s number, you couldn’t rely … Continue reading

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Making a Late Night “Booty Call” in the Days Before Smartphones

Life Before Smartphones 2 of 5: Making a Late Night “Booty Call” in the days before Smart Phones In order to make a drunken booty call at 3:05am, back in the days before smartphones, you had to open your second-floor bedroom … Continue reading

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Space Shuttle Caught Performing Lewd Act with 747

Space Shuttle Endeavor was taken into custody earlier today for allegedly performing a lewd act with a Boeing 747 in public airspace. On top of being perceived by many as grossly indecent behavior, such open displays of affection are, as … Continue reading

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Unorthodox Sex Advice: May 2012

Sarah H.: Hey, thanks for taking my email question. So, check it out. Me and my husband have been married for 23 years now and everything has been going very well. We get along very well when he’s home, which … Continue reading

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Flash Fiction: “Two Rings”

Two Rings He didn’t realize he had two wedding bands on his finger until after he’d already gotten into a conversation with firstWife about babies. Earlier, he’d slid the cool ring right up against the engraved one already there. He’d … Continue reading

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8 Reasons Men Keep Their Eyes Open When Making Out With Women

Maybe we’re too proud to let our guard down. We’re afraid to admit that, despite our mysterious vow never to love again, we’re actually having a nice time. Or maybe we simply can’t believe we got a girl to let … Continue reading

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