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Company Announces First 3D-Printed 3D Printer

ROYTON, Mass.—Solution Solutions Inc. has announced the world’s first operational 3D printer printed by a 3D Printer. The prototype unit has already been delivered to the Royton division of Burswar & Sons, which will use the traditional 3D printer to … Continue reading

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Blogging Phenomenon: “Darkcontent”

In a controversial paper published earlier today, practicallyserious Space Agency (PSSA) astrophysicist Leo Foley offers what he considers mathematical proof of a blogging phenomenon known as “darkcontent.” Darkcontent has long been considered a possible explanation for why practicallyserious.com is able … Continue reading

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Construction Begins on Paragraph Orphanage

Practicallyserious.com has broken ground on a state-of-the-art Paragraph Orphanage meant to cater specifically to “orphan paragraphs.” Construction should be complete within three or four blog-posts, and the first orphan-paragraph has already been enrolled. What is an orphan-paragraph? “It’s a whole … Continue reading

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Space Shuttle Caught Performing Lewd Act with 747

Space Shuttle Endeavor was taken into custody earlier today for allegedly performing a lewd act with a Boeing 747 in public airspace. On top of being perceived by many as grossly indecent behavior, such open displays of affection are, as … Continue reading

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Creativity Rover Completes “Word” Laser Test

Creativity Rover has successfully completed a test of its WURDCam instrument. At exactly 11:15am on Tuesday it fired five laser blasts into the archival blog post titled “Maggots,” and received approximately 56kb of raw data, which was quickly decoded by … Continue reading

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Latest Blog-Post Recovered Alive!

Derek’s latest blog-post, declared missing two days ago, has been recovered alive and intact. At exactly 11:47am this morning the blog-post titled “The Sea Train” was located in the abyss of Derek’s “Documents” folder. Shivering and poorly-written upon initial rescue, … Continue reading

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Latest Blog-Post Declared Overdue, Search Underway

Bill’s latest blog-post, expected to arrive at practicallyserious.com earlier this morning, has officially been declared overdo. WordPress.com recently issued a preliminary statement indicating that all communication with the post ceased at approximately 10:47 Thursday night, the sudden change in draft-status suggestive … Continue reading

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“Creativity” Rover Lands on practicallyserious.com!

“Creativity” Rover has survived its daring plunge through the atmosphere and safely touched down on the surface of practicallyserious.com at 10:32 p.m. Pacific time (1:32 a.m. EDT/0532 GMT). All signs indicate a perfect landing. “We’re all very thrilled,” said PSSA … Continue reading

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“Creativity” Rover Set to Enter Atmosphere

“Creativity” Rover is making its final approach to practicallyserious.com and, if all goes well, will be landing on schedule at 1:20am tonight (Monday morning) after engaging in a nerve-wracking seven-minute plunge through the blog’s awkward paragraphs—the “Seven Minutes of Terror.” … Continue reading

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“Creativity” Rover Cleared for Launch

We (me) here at practicallyserious.com are pleased to report that today’s scheduled launch of the Hercules 3 rocket has been given a green light by practicallyserious administrators and will be taking place quite soon. Very soon. Inside this very post. … Continue reading

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