Category Archives: Practically Humorous

Are We Still Supposed to Call Them “Smartphones”?

Are we still supposed to call these things “smartphones” or what?  Now that just about everyone has one I’ve come to wonder whether our flashy iPhones and Androids really so distinguished smart-wise? I’m starting to feel like that term “smartphone” has … Continue reading

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How Much Coffee is Too Much Coffee?

How much coffee is too much coffee, you ask? Coffee drinkers can tend to overdo it sometimes. Fact is, it’s very easy to drink too much coffee because caffeine can be a sort of a gateway drug to itself. It … Continue reading

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How Paperbacks Kick Hardcovers’ Ass

Why do hardcover books generally cost more than paperbacks? Yeah yeah, I get that they’re more expensive to print and all that, but still. On a practical level, you’d think it should be the other way around. Because is it me … Continue reading

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9 Reasons Men Should Pee Sitting Down (URGENT!!!)

(Don’t Pee Before Reading This!) Since the dawn of the toilet bowl the rules have been pretty clear. Men pee standing up. Women pee sitting/squatting. It’s just sorta how the cards fell. Absolutely no logic behind it. But why should … Continue reading

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8 Signs You Have a Heinous Anxiety Problem

It’s an age-old question: Do I have anxiety issues or am I just a total grade-A spaz? It’s hard to be sure. Well yes, maybe a crack team of psychiatrists can give you a definitive answer, but that means you’d … Continue reading

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Inner-Blog Violence Erupts Over “Normal” Blog-Post

Recent practicallyserious.com blog-post “Religious Similarities Between Ancient Assyria and Ancient Greece” has been moved to the practicallyserious.com sheriff’s department as a precautionary measure following a random act of property damage earlier today. Reports indicate that a large brick was thrown … Continue reading

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My Wordfish Got Fat

These are the words for the wordfish. He breathes them and poops in them and then breathes them again. He lives right here in this blog, feeding on occasional “likes” and “follows” and “comments.” His name is Dave (per one … Continue reading

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Always Having a Stuffy Nose: 6 Benefits

Whether you’re in a long term relationship with Mr. Allergen, or you work with kids and catch a cold every other day, a runny stuffy nose can be a drag (it can even lead to a sinus infection). But before you … Continue reading

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How Long Should I Make Out For?

Making out for too long can be tricky business. Finish up too quickly and you might come across as uninterested and/or inexperienced. Take too long and your mouth starts to get dry and gross. There’s no shortage of tips for … Continue reading

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5 Reasons There’s a 50-Year-Old Man at Your Local Hipster Bar

Walk into any hipster dive bar on a Thursday night and you’re bound to see at least one 50-year-old-man over there in the corner leaning up against the bar fiddling with his slick blond mustache. He still manages to pull … Continue reading

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