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The Amazing Netflix Exercise Plan

Netflix helps you get more fit. Did you know that? Let me explain… I pretty much jog two miles every day. Any more than that—three, fours miles—and it becomes too much; I start not wanting to do it anymore. Two … Continue reading

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5 Ways to Unwind After a Stressful Plane Flight

You just got back from a long, stressful plane flight. The stewardess spilled orange juice all over your shirt. The plane slipped into a barrel roll to avoid colliding with a second plane. You got fired from your job via the … Continue reading

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Airplane Etiquette: What To Do When The Person Next to You Won’t Shut Up?

  If you ask me, there’s nothing worse than being trapped next to a Chatty Cathy or Loquacious Louis when you’re on a long plane flight. Nothing worse. Honestly, I’ve played out some scenarios in my head and nothing else … Continue reading

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Why “Easter Island Head” Would Make a Better Batman Than Ben Affleck

Don’t get me wrong. Ben Affleck as the new Batman totally makes sense to me. Mainly because I believe, like the brilliant producers of the upcoming film Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice, that “he’s got the chin for it.” Which … Continue reading

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Weather Forecast: Blognado!

Quick! Everyone, run for cover! It’s coming for you like a bat out of hell — Blognado! Roaring through the WordPress prairie, flinging cows, upending barns, and hurling random practicallyserious html links through your computer screen. Quick, duck! Here comes https://practicallyserious.com/2013/06/29/always-having-a-stuffy-nose-6-benefits/ … Continue reading

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What’s With People Saying “Woot Woot!” as if it’s not Stupid?

You all know you’ve done it. Something big happens, something worthy of celebration, and you double-punch your fist in the air and say “Yes! We got tickets to see the new Tom Cruise movie! Woot Woot!” or “Yes! I just … Continue reading

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Britney Spears Without Autotune: What’s Going on Here?

A leaked recording of Britney Spears singing her song “Alien” without autotune made the rounds yesterday, and, trust me, it’s a worth a listen. Especially if you like the sound of dying cats or fingernails on chalkboards. The non-autotuned version … Continue reading

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8 Incredible Lies Men Tell Their Barbers

I got a haircut yesterday and, even though it actually turned out OK, it got me thinking of all the lies men tell their barbers/hair stylists in order to keep things on an even keel. We do it to be … Continue reading

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How an Idiot Can Predict What the Market Will Do

How Even an Idiot Can Predict What the Market Will Do, Every Time It doesn’t have to be rocket science. Just because Tom, Dick and Harry studied marketing and macro-economics at their fancy universities, that doesn’t automatically give them the … Continue reading

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9 Reasons Men Should Pee Sitting Down (URGENT!!!)

(Don’t Pee Before Reading This!) Since the dawn of the toilet bowl the rules have been pretty clear. Men pee standing up. Women pee sitting/squatting. It’s just sorta how the cards fell. Absolutely no logic behind it. But why should … Continue reading

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