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How Eddie Murphy Lost His Funniness: 8 Theories

Posted on March 13, 2015 by Earl Hatsby

What happened to Eddie Murphy? The comic legend’s hugely anticipated appearance at February’s SNL 40th anniversary special on NBC had a lot of us secretly hoping for a much overdo return-to-form. And if ever there were an occasion for Eddie Murphy to … Continue reading →

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Using a Flamethrower to “Shovel” Snow

Posted on January 27, 2015 by Earl Hatsby

Intimidated by the thick coat of snow over your driveway? Does your lower back ache just thinking about what’s in store? Well, maybe it’s time you went up to the attic and grabbed grandpa’s old WW2 flamethrower and put that … Continue reading →

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Crush the Mounds of Laziness: Make Your Bed ASAP!

Posted on January 24, 2015 by Earl Hatsby

I have a little trick to help you get more done on your day off. Don’t worry, this won’t require you to do anything you don’t already do. You probably already do this, you just need to do it a … Continue reading →

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Are We Still Supposed to Call Them “Smartphones”?

Posted on January 17, 2015 by Earl Hatsby

Are we still supposed to call these things “smartphones” or what?  Now that just about everyone has one I’ve come to wonder whether our flashy iPhones and Androids really so distinguished smart-wise? I’m starting to feel like that term “smartphone” has … Continue reading →

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How Much Coffee is Too Much Coffee?

Posted on January 12, 2015 by Earl Hatsby

How much coffee is too much coffee, you ask? Coffee drinkers can tend to overdo it sometimes. Fact is, it’s very easy to drink too much coffee because caffeine can be a sort of a gateway drug to itself. It … Continue reading →

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5 Reasons the New Sony Walkman Costs So Much

Posted on January 6, 2015 by Earl Hatsby

It’s back in the news, people. The Walkman! Perhaps hoping to cash in on the trend of 80’s nostalgia, Sony Corp. recently announced a new version of its famed Walkman device, set for release in 2015. This new device is sort of … Continue reading →

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10 Benefits of Watching Movies Alone on Your Laptop

Posted on August 15, 2014 by Earl Hatsby

Ever try and watch a “serious” movie and your movie-watching buddies just won’t stop making dopey comments the whole time, ruining the experience for you? I’ll answer this for you: yes. Sometimes it’s better to be a loner. Unless it’s … Continue reading →

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Anatomy of a Milk Pilferer

Posted on August 13, 2014 by Earl Hatsby

We’ve all been there. A big-ass bowl of Cheerios ready to go. You poured half the friggin box into the massive porcelain bowl. You’re hungry as a horse. And then you pop open the refrigerator and you realize you had … Continue reading →

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11 Things That Would Happen If Everyone Wore Their Pants High

Posted on August 8, 2014 by Earl Hatsby

The other day I got to wondering what would happen to our country if everyone wore his/her pants super high like Clint Eastwood. At first I figured nothing much would change. Just a lot of people walking around looking like Clint … Continue reading →

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The Secret to Inventing Fun Food “Splices”

Posted on August 5, 2014 by Earl Hatsby

I’m not the kind of person who likes to create strange food combinations just for the sake of trying something different. The weirdest food combo you’re gonna get out of me is granny smith apples and peanut butter, which I … Continue reading →

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