Author Archives: Earl Hatsby

“Gory Details” Published Today at Animal Literary Magazine

Posted on March 1, 2017 by Earl Hatsby

My new horror story, “Gory Details” is up at Animal Literary Magazine. A short horror piece I wrote and submitted quite a while ago. I’d given it up for dead until Animal’s fiction editor got back to me last month and … Continue reading →

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Attack of the Wolf/Cat Abomination (Part 7)

Posted on February 6, 2017 by Earl Hatsby

Attack of the Wolf/Cat Hybrid, Part 7 (read part 1!) For Peter, the next chapter careened in and out of focus. Got a little unconventional. Wolfcat = shot. Oh hey, it’s fattie George Sprint, rifle perched on shoulder. Blubbering toward Peter. Then … Continue reading →

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Attack of the Wolf/Cat Abomination (Part 6)

Posted on January 29, 2017 by Earl Hatsby

Attack of the Wolf/Cat Hybrid, Part 6 [read part 1!] The backyard sky was bald and blue. Señor Wolfcat stretched himself into a cursive letter C and gave his crotch a furious snouting. At first he didn’t seem to notice … Continue reading →

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Attack of the Wolf/Cat Abomination (Part 5)

Posted on January 24, 2017 by Earl Hatsby

Attack of the Wolf/Cat Hybrid, Part 5 [read part 1!] Everything had changed. For Peter, it was no longer a matter of escaping the mountain with all his fingers and toes and organs where they were supposed to be. Turns out the … Continue reading →

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Trivago Guy Fan Fiction: “The Trials Begin”

Posted on January 9, 2017 by Earl Hatsby

I refuse to give up my status as the world’s premiere source of quality Trivago Guy fan fiction, and therefore have decided to proceed with my epic story “Trivago Guy Buys A Belt (Or Does He?),” inspired by the Rolling Stone … Continue reading →

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Attack of the Wolf/Cat Abomination (Part 4)

Posted on January 5, 2017 by Earl Hatsby

Attack of the Wolf/Cat Hybrid, Part 4 Peter’s prevailing emotion–besides abject, piss-pants terror–was exasperation. He simply couldn’t believe that his fate had been determined by something so trivial–so STUPID!–as leaving the house sans car keys. Or maybe he could believe … Continue reading →

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Attack of the Wolf/Cat Abomination (Part 3)

Posted on January 3, 2017 by Earl Hatsby

Attack of the Wolf-Cat Hybrid, Part 3 Rigid with fear, Peter made his way down the front steps and onto the short walkway. Though he tried to lighten his footsteps, he found he didn’t have the strength to lift his … Continue reading →

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Attack of the Wolf/Cat Abomination (Part 2)

Posted on January 1, 2017 by Earl Hatsby

Attack of the Wolf/Cat Hybrid (Part 2) Peter woke on the living room rug, blood-soaked globs of paper towel clumped over his midsection like damp Taco Bell garbage. A distinct smell of ash and blood stung his crusty nostrils. He wracked his brain for … Continue reading →

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Attack of the Wolf/Cat Abomination

Posted on December 30, 2016 by Earl Hatsby

Attack of the Wolf/Cat Hybrid Peter slid on his stomach down the roof’s incline and pressed his palms into the soggy-leafy gutter to keep from toppling over the side. In moments he heard a feisty scraping noise near his backyard fence. Instinctively he froze … Continue reading →

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Scary Goodness

Posted on October 10, 2016 by Earl Hatsby

Originally posted on Candace Vianna Writes:
So Peeps, for those not in the know, I like to pretend I’m a professional writer (although in reality, I’m just a boxer wearing gnome with no impulse control and an overwhelming need for…

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