Playing “Angry Birds” in the Days Before Smartphones

Life Before Cell Phones 1 of 5: Playing “Angry Birds” in the days before Smartphones

In order to play Angry Birds before smartphones, you literally had go out in the wilderness, capture a nest’s-worth of baby birds,  safely transport them to the nearest abandoned construction site, and hope like hell there just so happened to be approximately ten pigs scattered all over the rusty beams of the building’s frame.

Once you completed all that, you had to wind up like Nolan Ryan and fling the still-living baby birds, one by one, at the skeletal frame, with hope that the structure had been so poorly slapped together in the first place the soft blubbery impact of bird upon metal makes the beams sway just enough so that loose parts of it collapse onto and crush some of the pigs.

_________

Check back often for the next episode of our hit new series “Life Before Smartphones.”

More exciting episodes:

Life Before Smartphones

Playing “Angry Birds” in the Days Before Smartphones

Making a Late Night “Booty Call” in the Days Before Smartphones

Taking Down a Girl’s Number (When You’re Hammered) in the Days Before Smartphones

Taking Snapshots (Without Having to Lug Around a Digital Camera) in the Days Before Smartphones

Navigating Your Way Out of a Big City in the Days Before Smartphones

Advertisements
This entry was posted in Editorial, Funny Posts, Lists, Practically Humorous and tagged , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

2 Responses to Playing “Angry Birds” in the Days Before Smartphones

  1. cestlavie22 says:

    I love the Smart Phone version of Angry Birds. The pre- smart phone version sounds like the casualty rate for birds must have gone up a little bit…

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s