Space Shuttle Caught Performing Lewd Act with 747

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Space Shuttle Endeavor was taken into custody earlier today for allegedly performing a lewd act with a Boeing 747 in public airspace. On top of being perceived by many as grossly indecent behavior, such open displays of affection are, as a condition of recently-passed Prop 431, against the law.

“I mean, my kids were looking up from the recess field and they saw this!” said Mary Marmahol, a third grade teacher for Los Angeles Unified School District. “I told them to cover their eyes!”

Two F-22 fighter jets were sent up to try and frighten Endeavor off the 747, initiating a chase that coincidentally took the shuttle and its lover to various points California, many tied historically with the space shuttle program. The low-altitude humpchase roared over Griffith Park Observatory, the Hollywood sign, the Getty Center, Queen Mary, Disneyland, and Derek’s house. The shocking spectacle was witnessed by millions of Californians.

“This was a completely consensual,” said LA city official Phil Cougin. “That’s not the point. The point is: couldn’t these two get a freakin’ hangar?”

At 20-years old, Endeavor is set to be retired after a distinguished career operating in low-Earth-orbit. In recent years many have criticized the space shuttle program for the advanced age of its three space-worthy shuttles.  “He’s just an old lecher looking for one last fling before the end,” said an eye-witness to the spectacle, a mother of two. “He should be ashamed of himself.”

Retired shuttles Discovery and Enterprise are each under investigation for similar lewd conduct.

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*I am a huge fan of NASA and the space shuttles, but I couldn’t pass up on this joke.

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6 Responses to Space Shuttle Caught Performing Lewd Act with 747

  1. List of X says:

    Couldn’t you at least black out the indecency in the picture? The children might read this!

  2. becca3416 says:

    Those damn shuttles. No shame I tell you, no shame. I am kind of jealous though.

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