Amazing Inventions You Didn’t Know About: patent # 12553-322A-86

Practicallyserious patent # 125553-322A-86

“Nearsighted” Contact Lenses

Abstract

A type of contact lens that reduces your perfect 20/20 vision down to “legally blind” 20/200 vision.  Customer may then go to Lenscrafters for an eye exam, get a prescription to correct for the contact lenses, and then pick out a really cool pair of frames so they can finally wear cool sexy retro eyeglasses like all the “naturally” nearsighted hipsters in customer’s neighborhood.

Inventors: Bill Carson (NJ)

Assignee: Myopic Industries (Los Angeles, CA)

Application Number: 02/123214-11

Applied: March 19, 2012

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2 Responses to Amazing Inventions You Didn’t Know About: patent # 12553-322A-86

  1. This is absolutely brilliant!!

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