Practicallyserious patent # 125553-322A-86
“Nearsighted” Contact Lenses
A type of contact lens that reduces your perfect 20/20 vision down to “legally blind” 20/200 vision. Customer may then go to Lenscrafters for an eye exam, get a prescription to correct for the contact lenses, and then pick out a really cool pair of frames so they can finally wear cool sexy retro eyeglasses like all the “naturally” nearsighted hipsters in customer’s neighborhood.
Inventors: Bill Carson (NJ)
Assignee: Myopic Industries (Los Angeles, CA)
Application Number: 02/123214-11
Applied: March 19, 2012