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March 18, 2012

Amazing Inventions You Didn’t Know About: patent # 12553-322A-87

by Derek Osedach

Practicallyserious patent # 125553-322A-87

Gasoline/Water Converter for Automobile Security

Abstract

Machine converts the gasoline in your car’s gas tank into non-combustible tap water, for use as a security measure when you’ve parked your car for the night. Since your car can’t run on water nobody can steal it while you sleep. Machine also has the bonus ability to convert tap water into combustible gasoline, so when you are ready to go to work the next morning your vehicle will once again be road worthy. Product projected to save consumers bundles of money because they won’t have to buy new cars because their first cars won’t be stolen.

Inventors: Derek Osedach (NJ)

Assignee: Alternative Security Solutions (Los Angeles, CA)

Application Number: 02/123214-12

Applied: March 19, 2012

March 18, 2012

Amazing Inventions You Didn’t Know About: patent # 12553-322A-86

by Derek Osedach

Practicallyserious patent # 125553-322A-86

“Nearsighted” Contact Lenses

Abstract

A type of contact lens that reduces your perfect 20/20 vision down to “legally blind” 20/200 vision.  Customer may then go to Lenscrafters for an eye exam, get a prescription to correct for the contact lenses, and then pick out a really cool pair of frames so they can finally wear cool sexy retro eyeglasses like all the “naturally” nearsighted hipsters in customer’s neighborhood.

Inventors: Derek Osedach (NJ)

Assignee: Myopic Industries (Los Angeles, CA)

Application Number: 02/123214-11

Applied: March 19, 2012

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